Everyone was sitting around, enjoying the peace and quiet...until they herd yelling outside. Freddy and the gang ran outside to see what was going on. When they made it outside, they saw Toy Bonnie standing on top of a building with the other toy animatronics and the ground yelling at him.
Toy Bonnie: YOU GUYS DARE ME TO JUMP?!
Toy Freddy: YES!! JUST DO IT ALREADY!
Freddy: whoa, whoa, whoa! What the heck is going on?!
Toy Bonnie: LOOK! ITS THE LOSERS!
Toy Chica: BEAT IT!
Freddy: we just want to know what's going on
Toy Bonnie: IMMA GOIN TO JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING!
Freddy: why?
Toy Bonnie: BECAUSE ITS COOL!
Freddy: no it's not
Toy Bonnie: YEAH IT IS! I WATCH KIDS DO IT ALL THE TIME ON THE INTERNET!
Freddy: and do they make it down safe?
Toy Bonnie: umm...no....BUT I WILL!! HAHAHAHA
Bonnie: you are just going to kill yourself dude
Toy Bonnie: OH LOOK! ITS THE LAMER VERSION OF ME!
Bonnie: I'm not lame!
Toy Bonnie: IF YOUR NOT LAME THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUMP OFF A BUILDING LIKE ME?
Bonnie: because I'm not mentally challenged
Toy Bonnie: WHATEVER BRUH! I'M GOING TO IMPRESS SUGAR NOW!
Bonnie: WHAT?! YOU BETTA STAY AWAY FROM MY CRUSH!
Toy Bonnie: LOL! YOU HAVE NO CHANCES WITH HER, YOUR NOT COOL ENOUGH!
Bonnie: I AM COOL!
Toy Bonnie: PROVE IT THEN!
~later~
Bonnie was standing on top of another building that's just right across from Toy Bonnie's building.
Chica: Bonnie don't do this! You don't have to prove to them that your cool!
Toy Chica: Shut up fatty
Chica turns her head around 360 degrees.
(Like an owl XD)
Chica: what did you just say?
Toy Chica: Shut.up.Fatty.
Chica punches Toy Chica, sending Toy Chica flying back. Chica pounced on Toy Chica, crawling her eyes out.
Foxy: umm do ye think we should stop them?
Freddy: nah, this is gold
Golden Freddy: did somebody say "gold"?
Freddy: go away.
Toy Bonnie: YOU READY TO JUMP BUNNY BOY?!
Bonnie: y-yes?
Toy Bonnie: WE JUMP ON THREE! 1...2...3!!!!!
They both jump at the same time. Bonnie looked down and saw the ground getting closer and closer. Bonnie shut his eyes tight. When he was just about to hit the ground, Fazzybear drove by in his mustang and caught Bonnie just in time. Bonnie opened his eyes and sighed in relief.
Bonnie: Thanks Fazzy
Fazzybear: no prob bruh
Bonnie: wait a minute, how did you get this mustang? You only a baby.
Fazzybear: stole it from Springtrap
Bonnie: O
Fazzybear turned around and drove back to the two buildings. When they made it back, they saw Toy Bonnie lying on the ground in pieces.
Toy Freddy: Toy Bonnie are you ok?!
Toy Bonnie: THAT WAS THE MOST AWESOMENESS THING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED!
Foxy: do we need to take ye to a hospital or something?
Toy Bonnie: LOL! TOY BONNIE DOSEN'T GO TO HOSPITALS!
Foxy: can you please stop yelling?
Toy Bonnie: WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT? THIS IS AS LOW AS MY VOICE CAN GO!
Foxy: ......
Toy Freddy: he has hearing problems
Foxy: ohhhh
A giant toenail fell from the sky and crushed everyone. The end :)
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