THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

Fiona Comes Back

ITS 4:20 WHERE I LIVE RIGHT NOW!! WOOOO 420 BLAZIN IT SON!!!

It was a beautiful day in the land of Shrek (Shrek's swamp) Shrek and his wife, Barney was cuddled up in bed inside his weird looking house.

Barney: I love you

Shrek: I love you too.....donkey

When they were just about to kiss, the door flew open. There was a female ogre standing in the door way with an angry look on her face.

Shrek: FIONA?!

Barney: you know her?!

Shrek: she's my ex

Fiona: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M YOUR EX?! AND WHO IS THIS FAT LUMP OF PURPLE AND GREEN LYING NEXT TO YOU?!

Shrek: this is Barney my NEW wife!

Fiona: I NEVER AGREED THAT WE CAN GET DIVORCED!!

Shrek: well from our last fight you said "you are the worst husband ever! I hate you! Goodbye!" Then you left.

Fiona: THAT DOSEN'T MEAN THAT I WANTED TO BREAK UP WITH YOU!!

Shrek: you sure? Cause it sounded like it! And plus, where were you for the past few months?!

Fiona: umm....I-

Harry Styles: *walks in* hey babe, is this the place you said we're going to be staying at?

Shrek: WHO THE *CENSORED* IS THIS?!

Harry Styles: why I'm Harry Styles, Fiona's new husband.

Shrek: OOHHHHH I UNDERSTAND! YOU CAN GET MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE BUT I CAN'T! SEEMS PRETTY FAIR!

Fiona: WELL I-

Shrek: SAVE IT! I THINK IT'S TIME YOU DIE!

Fiona: NO WAIT-

Shrek snaps his fingers and Fiona explodes. Her blood splattered all over the walls and their faces.

Barney: lol! Watching her die was funny!

Shrek: and that's one of the many reasons why I love you.

Shrek and Barney share a kiss while Harry just stands there awkwardly.

Shrek: so? Are you going to leave?

Harry Styles: oh! Umm yeah! I'm going to marry a super hot model now.

Barney: douce

Shrek gives birth to Elmo and everything explodes.

The End