THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2

The Rich Kid

Went and seen Donald Trump the other day. I almost touched him😂

It was a beautiful day at Freddy Fazbears Pizza. Freddy and the gang were singing and dancing on the stage, as the children cheered for them. Foxy was at pirates cove, entertaining the children with silly little riddles and jokes. The Balloon Brats were blowing up balloons for kids and making balloon animals for them. Candy and Sugar were in their place at Sugar Cat Corner, giving children candy. A young blond headed boy with expensive clothing on pushed all the children out of the away to get to Candy and Sugar.

Sugar: well, hello little boy! What's your-

Nathan: my name is Nathan now give me my candy!

Sugar: woah, woah! No need to raise our voices now.

Nathan: don't tell me what to do!

Sugar: if your gonna act like that then you aren't gonna get any candy at all.

Nathan: WHAT?! I WANT CANDY! I WANT CANDY! I WANT CANDY!

Candy: Sugar just give him some candy before people start to look.

Sugar: nope. I'm not giving this rude little boy-

Foxy: what's going on over here?!

Candy: Foxy! Your not supposed to be out of your cove! What if an employee sees you?

Foxy: nah, they are all too busy dealing with a giant birthday party that's going on to even notice me. So, what's going on over here?

Nathan: THAT FAT CAT WON'T GIVE ME CANDY!!!!

Sugar: (gasps) I AM NOT FAT!

Foxy: everyone calm down! Now little lad, you are not supposed to call people nam-

Nathan: CAN IT LONG NOSE!

Foxy: y-you th-think my nose is-is long? (Sobs)

Candy: hey! Foxy is really self conscious about his nose!

Nathan: do I look like I care? NO! Now....GIVE ME MY CANDY!

Freddy notices Candy, Sugar, Foxy, and a little boy yelling at each other.

Freddy: umm....I'll be right back kids!

Freddy steps off the stage.

Chica: Freddy, what are you doing?

Freddy: I'm going to see what all the yelling is about over here.

Chica and Bonnie stay on stage to keep the kids entertained. Freddy walked up to the Nathan and asked,

Freddy: what's going on over here?

Nathan: THEY WONT GIVE ME CANDY!!!

Sugar: BECAUSE YOU ARE A VERY RUDE LITTLE BOY!

Nathan: THATS IT!

Nathan kicks Sugar in the knee.

Sugar: OWW!

Freddy: ALRIGHT ENOUGH!

Nathan: CAN IT FAT BEAR!

Freddy: HEY! YOU DO NOT CALL ME FAT!

Foxy: you actually are a little over weight lad.

Freddy: SHUT UP!

Candy: (sigh) can we all just calm dow- HEY!

Candy saw Nathan and Bonnie making out in a corner.

Candy: WHAT THE F-

Nathan: THIS RABBITS LIPS TASTE NICEEEE!!!

Bonnie: HELP ME! HE'S CONTROLLING ME WITH HIS RICH KID POWERS!!

Sugar: does that even exist?

Bonnie: YES!

Nathan climbs up the wall.

Nathan: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Freddy: WHATS GOING ON?!

Chica: FREDDY!! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!!

Freddy: WHAT! BUT WE NEVER-

Chica: IM GIVING BIRTH!

Chica gave birth to Nathan.

Nathan: SUP DADDY!

Freddy: WHAT?! BUT HOW?!

Shrek: YOU'LL BE FINE DONKEY!!!!

Freddy: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Shrek tackles Freddy and humps him.

Freddy: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shrek: MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Freddy wakes up, sweating and breathing heavily.

Freddy: oh thank gosh, it was just a dream.

Scott: what did you dream about, hun?

Freddy looks over on the other side of the bed and sees Scott lying next to him.

Freddy: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Freddy wakes up again.

Freddy: umm...is this a dream?

Freddy looks over and sees horse doctor sitting in a chair, sipping tea.

Horse doctor: no

Freddy: (sigh) reality is just as weird as a dream.

Horse Doctor: tru dat

End

I dreamed that I was in fnaf 4. I had to open doors, looking for the nightmare animatronics. I remember I was running around a dark house, trying to find a place to hide. Yeah, it was terrifying.