Drake Kills Everyone

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Drake: ~you used to call me on my cell phone~

Chica: OH NO HE'S SINGING THE SONG!

Foxy: QUICK! EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS BEFORE HE-

Freddy: ~you used to call me on your cell phone~

Foxy: NOOOOO!!! HE'S ALREADY GOTTEN TO FREDDY!!

Bonnie: GIVE HIM BACK YOU DEMON!!!

Drake: *dances*

Bonnie: NO HE'S DOING THE DANCE!!

Foxy: *dances like Drake*

Bonnie: NUUU!!! HE'S GOTTEN TO FOXY!!!

Drake: you betta run lil man

Bonnie didn't hesitate to run. He ran out of the room so fast that he left a dust cloud behind. Bonnie ran into Mike's office, and he quickly shut all doors.

Mike: what the-

Bonnie: no time to explain!! Give me that tablet!

Bonnie took the tablet out of Mike's hand. He quickly checked all the cameras. Mike looked at him with a confused look on his face.

Mike: what are you doing?

Bonnie: Trying to keep us safe from that beast!

Mike: what beast?

Before Bonnie could open his mouth to reply, he was stopped by spotting Drake at the left blind spot.

Bonnie: ITS HIM!

Mike: Who's that? And why is he dancing that way?

Bonnie: HE'S GOT PROBLEMS, OK!?

Drake: I'm mad now.

Drake uses his magical powers to break the glass. He jumps through the now broken window. He lands on his feet then starts doing his weird dance moves again.

Bonnie: NOOOO!!!

Mike: BONNIE I CAN'T FIGHT IT! I MUST DO THE DANCE!

Bonnie: NO DON'T!

It was sadly too late. Mike ended up doing the Drake. Bonnie fell on his knees and sobbed.

Bonnie: WHYYYY!!! WHY YOU DO THIS TO US?!

Drake: because I'm mad fool!

Bonnie: *sniff* why?

Drake: because no one won't give me chocolate pudding!

Bonnie: what?

Drake: I need my chocolate pudding dude! If I don't have any, I'm going to kill all yo gay friends!

Bonnie: ok, ok! I'll give you pudding!

Bonnie quickly runs into the kitchen and grabs some pudding. He grabs a cup of it out of the fridge and rushes back to the office.

Bonnie: here take it!

Drake: yay!

Bonnie: you happy now?

Drake: yes.

Bonnie: ok so let my friends go now.

Drake: Mmm...nope.

Bonnie: WHAT!?

Drake: lol I'm not really Drake!

Bonnie: then who are you?

The person who is dressed as Drake slowly takes off the Drake costume. When the Drake costume was off, there stood a fat, sweaty, stupid looking, bald headed, gay looking ogre.

Shrek: it is me, Shrek!

Bonnie: SHREK?! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU!!

Shrek: lol Idiot.

Bonnie: let my friends free and leave!

Shrek: no.

Bonnie: why?! I gave you pudding!!

Shrek: and the pudding was disgusting. I'm mad now. Die.

Shrek pulls down his pants and Satan crawls out is crack. The world blows up and everyone died. The End








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