I just realized that I've never put Phone Guy in this book😂 UNTIL NOW!!
~one beautiful night at Freddy's~
Freddy ran out of the bathroom holding his nose so he wouldn't have to smell the horrible order.
Freddy: OOOHHHH THAT STINKS!
Foxy: what stink- OOHHHHKDJFJWJDKSDJDNCJDNSNXJAJCJSJCJSDJ WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!
Balloon Boy walks out of the bathroom with a pleased look on his face.
Balloon Boy: you like what you smell?
Freddy: DID YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THERE?!
Balloon Boy: yep, I dropped a 37 pound turd in the toilet.
Foxy: DANGGGGG!
Mike suddenly ran up to them, screaming.
Foxy: Mike, what's wrong laddie?!
Mike: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY! STUFF IN INTO A SUIT OR SOMETHING!
Freddy looked at Foxy with a smirk on his face.
Foxy: no
Freddy: UGH! WE NEVER STUFF ANYONE ANYMORE!
Foxy: *rolls eyes* Mike, what's wrong?
Mike: ITS THE PHONE GUY! HE WILL NOT SHUT UP!
Phone Guy pierced his head through the wall.
Phone Guy: HELLO? HELLO! HELLO! HEEEELLLLOOOOOO!
Mike: MY EARS! AHHHH!
Freddy: SOMEBODY KILL HIM!!
Phone Guy slithered up to Freddy's ear.
Phone Guy: HHHHEEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Blood came pouring out of Freddy's ears.
Freddy: AHHHH! I CAN'T HEAR ANYMORE!
Phone Guy: HEEELLLOOOO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HHHHEEEEELLLLLLOOOO!
Mike: AHHHHH!!!!
Mike ran off to the the backroom and stuffed himself into a suit.
Foxy's ears fell off along with his mouth, arms, and legs.
Freddy: (whispers) why? (Coughs) why... *dies*
Phone Guy: well, looks like my work here is done.
Balloon Boy: no so fast phone boy!
Phone Guy: WHO DARES TO INSULT ME?!
Balloon Boy: me
Phone Guy: YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH OF MY ANNOYING HELLOS!
Balloon Boy: BRING IT ON PHONE DUDE!
Phone Guy: HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HI! HEY! HELLO! HELLO!
Balloon Boy: HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HI! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLOOOO!!!!
Phone Guy: (gasp) you are more powerful than I thought, but that doesn't mean you can defeat me!
Balloon Boy: HEELLOOOOO!!!!
Goku hair magically appears on top of Phone Guys head.
Phone Guy: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋
Balloon Boy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everything blows up.
End!
Epilogue
Phone Guy wakes up. He slowly lifts his head and sees that everything is destroyed. He looked up and saw that the sun is slowly raising. Phone Guy forced himself up and then he realized that he had defeated Balloon Boy.
Phone Guy: YES! I HAVE DEFEATED THE BALLOON BRAT!
Familiar voice: you may have defeated my boyfriend, but can you defeat me?
Phone Guy turns around and sees Balloon Girl.
Balloon Girl: HHHHHHEEEELLLLLOOOOO-
End
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THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2
DiversosTHE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2!!! READ IT OR FREDDY WILL YOUR UNDERWEAR TONIGHT! This book may contain mature words and actions in it.
