Candy was on top of a building, threatening everyone that he was going to jump.
Chica: DON'T DO IT CANDY!!!
Sugar: PLEASE DON'T WE ALL LOVE YOU!!!
Candy: I know everyone loves me, but Bonnie doesn't!
Bonnie: OH COME ON CANDY FOR THE LAST TIME! I LOVE YOU AS A FRIEND NOT IN A GAY WAY!
Candy: IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME THEN WHATS THE POINT OF LIVING?!
Foxy: Candy lad! You have a purpose on this earth! Everyone does! Bonnie may not have the same feelings for you, but there's someone out there who does!
Candy: how do you know?!
Foxy: I just do!
Candy: I-is that p-p-person...you?
Foxy: Candy, we've been friends for awhile now and I think I should tell you...
Candy: *smiles*
Foxy: that I'm...
Candy: *smile gets bigger and eyes fill with hope*
Foxy: not gay and I don't love you in that kind of way...
Candy: *sobs* I'M JUMPING!!!
Bonnie: wait Candy, before you jump...
Candy: yeah?
Bonnie: make sure you do a flip!
Candy: UGH YOU ARE ALL A BIG PILE OF CRAP! *jumps*
Sugar: NOOO!!!!
Just when we was about to hit the ground, Springtrap and Fazzybear drove by in their mustang and caught Candy just in time.
Springtrap: DUDE! TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF IS NOT COOL OK?
Candy: but Bonnie won't-
Fazzybear: shut up! Don't you finish that sentence because killing yourself over one dude is stupid. Like, there's a million of them on this earth! Time to move on man!
Candy: *sigh* umm ok...I'll try
Fazzybear: good
Sugar runs up to the car and grabs Candy by the ear.
Sugar: YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!!!
Candy: OWWW!!! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
Sugar: YOU BETTER BE BECAUSE WHEN I'M DONE CLAWING YOUR EYES OUT-
Fazzybear: Sugar like, take a chill pill.
Sugar: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO AN ADULT LIKE THAT!!! I'M TELLING YOUR FATHER!!
Fazzybear: *being sarcastic* ohhh like I'm so scared of him
Sugar: no not Freddy, Golden Freddy!
Fazzybear: ohh I'm so-wait a minute...NO NOT HIM! NOT MY OTHER DA-
Sugar: FREDBEAR!!!
Golden Freddy magically appears.
Golden Freddy: what is it?
Sugar: it's your child is disrespecting me!
Golden Freddy: OOHHHH!!! CHILDDDD U ABOUT TO GET YO BOOTY KICKKKEDDD!!
Fazzybear: dad, you can say bad words in front of me, I know them now thanks to Mike.
Golden Freddy: YES I KNOW THAT AND THATS WHY MIKE IS DEAD!
Mike: *yells from distance* I'm not dead!
Golden Freddy: YOU WILL BE IF YOU DON'T SHUT YO MOUTH!!
Fazzybear: lol
Golden Freddy: WHAT CHU LAUGHIN' AT? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY HUH?! WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY!
Golden Freddy leans Fazzybear over his lap and spanks him.
Fazzybear: NOOOO!!!
Golden Freddy: HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chica: guys, I think old Fredbear's gone mad
Golden Freddy: I HERD THAT!!
Golden Freddy leans Chica over his lap an spanks her as well.
Chica: WAAAAAAA!!!!
Golden Freddy: LOL!!! THE JOY OF CREATION!!!
Old lady: I told him not to go to war, but he did!!! *sobs*
Foxy: OH NO! WEIRD STUFF IS HAPPING AGAIN!! RUN AWAY BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS TO US!!
Foxy tries to run away, but he was too late, his head turned into a pear. Barney showed up wearing a bikini and twerked on everyone.
The end
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RandomTHE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2!!! READ IT OR FREDDY WILL YOUR UNDERWEAR TONIGHT! This book may contain mature words and actions in it.
