Jingle Balls

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Fazzybear: jingle balls! Jingle balls! Jingle dem balls today!!!

Golden Freddy: *GASP* DON'T SING THE SONG LIKE THAT YOUNG MAN!!

Fazzybear: what? That's how you're supposed to sing it, right?

Golden Freddy: NO!!! WHO TOLD YOU TO SING IT THAT WAY?!

Fazzybear: Mike.

Golden Freddy dashes to Mike's office and kicks him so hard in the balls that he died.

Santa: GOLDEN FREDDY! YOU KILLED SOMEONE! NOW YOU WILL BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOREVER!

Golden Freddy: BUT-

Santa: IN FACT, EVERYONE HERE IS BAD!! LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE ALL ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!!!

Freddy and the gang run into the room.

Freddy: NOOO!!! I WANTED A NEW IPHONE!!!

Chica: I WANTED A GIANT PIZZA!!!

Bonnie: I WANTED A LOT OF JUNK!

Foxy: I don't really want anything...

Santa: HO! HO! NO! YOU ARE ALL VERY BAD PEOPLE AND NOW YOU ALL MUST DIE!!!

Santa pulls his pants down and squeezes out a Shrek. Shrek eats everyone. The world explodes. Everyone died. Merry Christmas. The End

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