Ok yeah I broke my promise about this chapter not taking as long to write, but hey, better now than never, right?
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WOULD YOU PLEASE GO AWAY !!
Mutant Barney: Nah fam, I'm good
Freddy and the gang led the Monsters down a long, dark, hallway. Down that hallway, there was a door that had sign on it. The sign said, "knock or have your guts ripped out through your anus".
Freddy took a deep breath and lightly knocked. A few seconds later, the door slowly opened. They all looked inside and saw a dark figure sitting in a office chair at a desk, writing something down. The room had a strong smell to it, and the carpet had some unkown stains all over it.
Freddy was the first to step inside. He straightened his bowtie and said, "Umm hey dude...I-it's me...Freddy"
The figure turned around. The dark pixelated glasses covered the animatronic fox's eyes. "So?" She said. "Wut u all b doin here?"
"Lol great grammar br-" before Sans could finish, a knife was being thrown at him, but luckily he dodged it.
"Best to keep that smart mouth shut it I'll shut it for ya, k m8?" The fox growled. She settled back down into her chair. "Now, why are you here?"
"We just want to go home" Alphys said.
The fox chuckled. "Well, there's only one way for you to return to your home, and I'll show you how"
The mlg fex led them to the dinning area. They all moved the chairs and tables to create more space.
"Ok everyone" The fox said "hold hands and repeat after me"
Everyone held hands.
"Ready? Ok, here we go. I like pudding...yes pudding. My pet monkey is very sexy-"
"Is this some kind of a joke?" Undyne interrupted.
"No I'm being for real, fam. Just repeat this junk, mmkay??"
Undyne sighed "ok"
"Good. Now...I like pudding...yes pudding. My monkey is very sexy. Much sex. Very sexy. Monkey sex. Butt pus. Giddily doo doo da da.....da..."
A few seconds past before the ground started to shake. The ground started to split in between the circle. Everyone backed up and watched in fear of what mysterious thing could be coming out of the ground. Could it be a giant monster? Or a giant Shrek? Either way, it's probably gonna be big and weird.
The ground started to shake a lot more, and everyone couldn't keep their balance, so they fell on their bums. They all looked at the giant crack that is now bigger than it was, and saw that there was a dark figure coming out of it.
