Chica has been having a bad day. Her feathers won't stay straight, she's out of period pads so her period is now running down her legs, and she's out a pizza! The only pizza slice she has left is in Freddy's hand.
Chica: FREDDY!! GIVE ME MY PIZZA!!!
Freddy: lol no!
Chica: ugh! I guess there's only on way I can get that pizza...
Freddy: how?
Chica: like a good neighbor State Farm is there!
Jake From State Farm: hi Chica!
Freddy: whoa! You have State Farm????
Chica: yep! Now Jake, give me pizza!!!
Jake from State Farm: ok! *snaps fingers*
Chica was now sitting on a mountain of pizzas.
Chica: yay!! Thanks Jake!!
Jake from State Farm: no prob hun ;)
Foxy: WHAT DID YOU CALL MY GIRL?!
Jake: oh! You two are a thing?? I'm so sore-
Foxy bites off Jakes frontal lobe before Jake could finish talking.
Chica: NOO!!! MY STATE FARM AGENT!!!
Foxy: NOBODY MESSES WID MY LASS!!!
Foxy climbs up the mountain and aggressively kisses Chica. Shrek farts and everyone dies.
The End
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