Jake From State Farm

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Chica has been having a bad day. Her feathers won't stay straight, she's out of period pads so her period is now running down her legs, and she's out a pizza! The only pizza slice she has left is in Freddy's hand.

Chica: FREDDY!! GIVE ME MY PIZZA!!!

Freddy: lol no!

Chica: ugh! I guess there's only on way I can get that pizza...

Freddy: how?

Chica: like a good neighbor State Farm is there!

Jake From State Farm: hi Chica!

Freddy: whoa! You have State Farm????

Chica: yep! Now Jake, give me pizza!!!

Jake from State Farm: ok! *snaps fingers*

Chica was now sitting on a mountain of pizzas.

Chica: yay!! Thanks Jake!!

Jake from State Farm: no prob hun ;)

Foxy: WHAT DID YOU CALL MY GIRL?!

Jake: oh! You two are a thing?? I'm so sore-

Foxy bites off Jakes frontal lobe before Jake could finish talking.

Chica: NOO!!! MY STATE FARM AGENT!!!

Foxy: NOBODY MESSES WID MY LASS!!!

Foxy climbs up the mountain and aggressively kisses Chica. Shrek farts and everyone dies.

The End

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