One Peaceful Day

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Sorry for not updating, been busy with school.  And i didn't cheek this chapter for spelling errors or anything so if you see one, please tell me.

Foxy was lying in his cove, with his legs spread wide apart. (Btw he was pantsless) His eyes were closed, enjoying the silence that rarely comes around. Suddenly, Balloon Boy and Balloon Girl sneak into his cove. They take their feet and kick Foxy in the balls, hard.

Foxy: OWWWW!!!

Balloon Boy and Balloon Girl run out laughing. Foxy follows them.

Foxy: WHY DID YOU TWO DO THAT?!

Balloon Boy: that was a too good of an opportunity to miss! (Laughs)

Foxy: why do both have to be so annoying!

Balloon Girl: it's our job. By the way, why to you stay naked in your cove all the time?

Balloon Boy: I bet he's waiting on Candy to come in there to suck his balls! (Laughs)

Foxy: no! I need to let my balls breathe!

Balloon Boy: THATS EVEN FUNNIER! (Laughs harder)

Foxy: why you little-

Freddy walks in the room with bags under his eyes.

Freddy: would you all just shut the fuck up, especially you Balloon brats!

Foxy: oh I'll make 'em shut up all right

Balloon Girl: ooohhh! I'm so scared! (Laughs)

Foxy: you ass-

Balloon Boy: (kicks Foxy in the knee)

Foxy: OW! YOU LITTLE BITCHES! THATS IT IM CALLING SHREK!

Balloon Boy: WHAT?! NO NOT-

Shrek: (crashes through wall) I SMELL BITCHES!

Balloon Boy and Balloon Girl: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shrek takes Balloon Girls head and shoves it up Balloon Boys ass.

Freddy: I WARNED YOU ALL TO BE QUITE AND NOW SOMEBODY IS GONNA DIE!

Freddy and Shrek battle. Shrek throws punches here and there and Freddy kicks Shrek in the balls a million times. They were flipping tables, hitting each other with chairs, and throwing pizza at each other.

Freddy: INHALE MY DONG!!!

(Love that word^😂)

Shrek couldn't seem to fight off Freddy anymore, he was quickly sucked inside Freddy's dong. After all that, everything when silent.

Freddy: .....

Foxy: .....WHY DOES WEIRD SUFF HAPPEN EVERYDAY!

Freddy: I have know idea...(puts on mlg glasses)....know Idea...

End

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