Freddy and the gang sit quietly on the stage. It was so quiet that all you could hear was the clock ticking. The ticks sounds as if they were getting louder and louder. Freddy stares at the clock. It reads 4:19.
Clock: tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-
Freddy: *stares at clock*
Clock: tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-*time turns to 4:20*
Freddy: ooooOOOHHHHHH!!! MLG TIME BABEH!!!
*Mlg horns go off*
Foxy: WOOOOO!!! WHERE DE WEED AT?
Foxys_weed: I HID IT SO U CAN'T FIND IT!!
Foxy: GIMME!!!
Foxys_weed: NEVERRRRR!!!
Foxy noscopes Foxys_weed.
Foxy: DEE WEED IS MINEEE!!!
Bonnie: NU UH! ITS MINE!
Freddy: NO! ITS MINE!
Hitlerspimp: *randomly walks in* did somebody say sex?
Freddy: nobody said said sex...
Golden Freddy: yeah and where did you come from?
Hitlerspimp: two Freddy's? The splooge has been doubled!
Horse Doctor drives through the wall in a truck with other horses in the back of the trunk.
Horse Doctor: I CLIPPED MY TOE NAILS TODAYYYY!!!
Freddy: NOBODY CARES!!!
Snoop Dogg: smoke weed everydayyyyy!
Meme: more like smoke weed every hour bruh
Snoop Dogg: yeah heh heh...
Meme: I'm meme
Snoop Dogg: *blushes* I'm snoop Dogg
Meme: yeah I've herd about you
Snoop Dogg: so, do you wanna go smoke weed or somethin?
Meme: *blushes* yes
They hold hands and walk outside.
Foxy: do you think they'll start dating
Chica: probably...
Chica and Foxy herd some strange noises coming from a bedroom across the hall. They walked up to the door of the bedroom and opened it. When they did, they saw Hitlerspimp, Freddy, and Candy in the bed doing a threesome.
Chica: WHAT THA?!
Foxy: *throws up on Chica*
Some weird kid: OOOHHH BABY A TRIPLE!!! OHHH YEAH!!!
Chica: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Some Weird Kid: Horse Doctor's eye ball!
Chica: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS LIFE ANYMORE!!! *shoots self in the head*
Springtrap and Bonnie ran over Chica's dead body with a bumper car.
Bonnie: BUMPER CARS!!!
Springtrap: WOOOO!!!
Shrek: MY WIFE IS HAVING CHILDREN!!!
Barney: AHHHHHH!!!
Barney squirts out 1,000,000,000,000 eggs. The eggs instantly hatch. When they hatched, little balloon boys and balloon girls with wings flew out of the eggs. The little Balloon Boys and little Balloon Girls flew all around the pizzeria.
Foxy: AHHHH! THERE ARE TOO MANY!!!
Shrek: MWHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Barney: my back itches...
The End
I don't understand this chapter, it makes no sense at all, but yet I still publish it...
WHATS WRONG WITH MEEE?!
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THE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2
De TodoTHE STUPIDITY OF FNAF 2!!! READ IT OR FREDDY WILL YOUR UNDERWEAR TONIGHT! This book may contain mature words and actions in it.
