John Cena

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Freddy: *kicks down door* AHHH HALP MEHHHH!!!

Foxy: Freddy lad, what's wrong?

Freddy: JOHN CENA IS AFTER MEHHH!!!

John Cena crashed through the ceiling.

John Cena: I'M JOHN CENA!!!

Chica: OH MU GOSHHH!!! JOHN CENA I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON YOU

John Cena: SHUT UP OR I'LL BODY SLAM YOU!

Chica: IT WOULD BE A HONER TO BE BODY SLAMED BY YOU JOHN!!

John Cena body slams Chica. He looks over and spots Freddy.

John Cena: ENEMY DETECTED!!!

Freddy: NO WAIT-

John Cena kicks Freddy in the stomach.

Balloon Boy: HAHAHA!! KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!

John Cena runs over to Balloon Boy and drop kicks him out a window.

John Cena: IM JOHN CENA BABEH!!! WOOOOOOOO-

Everyone died

The end

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