*Uhhhhmmmm what about KoovaHD? (JordanxJamesxAleks) where it's just cute fluff and tickle fights*
James stood in front of the standing mirror in the bedroom of his and his partners shared home. He frowned at what he saw, himself. He saw a fat, unattractive, boring person, none of the handsome catch his fans made him out to be. They were all just being nice and the mean ones were speaking truth in his mind. The curly haired male pulled at the shirt he was wearing, wondering if it was getting smaller or if he was getting bigger. At the second thought he pulled up his shirt and found he was getting bigger. He frowned down at the pudge that had collected on his waist over the last few months. "Why do Aleks and Jordan still keep me around, i'm as big as a house." He muttered to no one in particular while poking at the protruding tummy fat. "And i look like shit 24/7, ughh." He added as he looked at his face in the mirror, soon getting into his normal habit of poking and picking at every little thing that was wrong or he thought was wrong.
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Jordan and Aleks had finally returned home from their quick trip to the grocery store, having needed to pick up a few things for dinner that night. "Hmmm, i wonder where James is at?" Jordan hummed as he put the things away. "Probably in his office or in our room." Aleks said as he looked at his phone. "Yah but he normally makes some type of noise or something when one of us gets home." The taller of the two said as he turned to Aleks. "He might be recording Jordan." The russian said shaking his head at his boyfriend. "I guess.. i don't know.. i kind of have a feeling, i'm going to go look for him." Jordan stated as he started upstairs. "You're overthinking again." Aleks said as he followed after, getting nothing in return from Jordan. The two quickly made it up the stairs and to their bedroom door. They both stopped short of going in and chose to peek in through the crack in the door. Sure enough like Jordan had suspected there was James, fussing over his face.
"Told you something was wrong." The cat like male said in a whisper as he elbowed the other. "Ok you were right but can we leave the "i told you so"s for later, our boyfriend is doing it again!" Aleks said softly as he glared at the other. "Yah, yah. You're right." Jordan sighed as he messed with his hat. "How should we handle it this time?" He asked as he looked down at the other. Aleks pursed his lips as he thought, a smile growing on his face as he came up with a good idea. "We're going to tickle the bad thoughts away." He said simply. "Gosh, you can be so cheesy~" Jordan cooed as he went to pinch Aleks' cheeks. "Jor! This is about James right now, not me!" The Russian huffed as he crossed his arms over his chest. "Ok, yah, let's do this. I take right side you get left." The tallest said, getting a nod before they both started into the room.
James was too fixated on whatever he was convinced was wrong with his face to notice the two males sneaking in behind him and the next thing he knew he was being assaulted from both sides, giggles instantly bubbling up after a surprised yelp. "Jor! Ally!" The curly haired he cried in between laughter, knees wobbling slightly. "Fuck off you assholes!" He said as he tried to push them away, walking backwards. He let out a huff as he fell back onto the bed, both males not stopping their tickling ways as they joined him. "Guy, stop~" James whined as he wiggled and giggled. "Nope, can't do babe." Aleks said first as he continued. "Yep, we saw what you were doing and we are here to tickle all those thoughts out of you." Jordan said as he smiled down at James, moving to get his feet. James whined but couldn't help the small smile that pulled at his lips. "Th-this isn't fair! Th-there's t-two of you and o-one of me!" He said as he put on his best pout. "Never said having two boyfriends was fair~" Aleks sang as he moved to lightly sit on James' hips. "Yep!" Jordan chirped as he peeked out from behind Aleks. "I hate you both." The eldest of the three said pouting more.
"No you don't, you love us very very much. Just like we love you very very much." The Russian cooed as he finally stopped, Jordan doing the same. "He's right, we both love you more then words can describe." The cat like man said as he moved to sit next to James, Aleks moving to do the same. "I know.." James said softly as he sat up. "Just sometimes wonder why.." He barely said. "We love you because you are cute, adorable, funny and annoying." Aleks said as he wrapped an arm around James. "Because you are smart, witty and handsome." Jordan added in as he wrapped his arm around James, crossing over Aleks'. "You're down right perfect." They both said in unison as they pressed a kiss to both cheeks. "I'm not perfect, i have so many flaws." James said as he looked down, cheeks bright pink. "You are perfect because of your flaws." Aleks said as he nuzzled James. "Yah, without flaw you wouldn't be human and their would be no need for us." Jordan added as he pouted at James. "You don't wanna get rid of us?" He asked jokingly in a baby voice. The middle male just laughed and shook his head. "Never." He said softly.
"Then don't let those voices get the better of you, they don't mean any good." The Russian said as he kissed James' cheek. "Yah, they don't speak for us or anyone so don't listen to their lies, ok?" Jordan asked as he gave James a kiss. "Ok." James said with a smile. "Love you both, thank you." He said as he looked between the two. "Love you too, so very much." They both said before peppering the other with kisses. James broke out into another fit of giggles before curling into them both, smiling happily.
*A/N*
This is for a lovely anon on tumblr.
Its not really what the prompt is but ehhhhhhhhhh i tried.
Also you can leave your own prompt down below with a s ship and ill get to it someday!
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