Drugged Gus

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Jenkins : "Hello Friend.."

Gus: "Hello."

Jenkins: "You're a tough little fellow to track down."

Gus: "Wipey...Wipey..."

Jenkins: "Without your friends, I don't think you will be giving me any trouble."

Gus: *giggles*

Jenkins: "I just have one question for you..."

Gus: "What's that?"

Jenkins: "Where's the phone?"

Gus: "Where's the phone?"

Jenkins: "Where is the phone?"

Gus: "Where is the phone?"

Jenkins: "Where's the phone?!"

Gus: *Starts to laugh*

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Lassie: "Whoa Whoa Whoa!! You not see the lights?!"

McNab: "Hey boss, isn't that...your Ford Fusion?"

Lassie: "You're the bartender!! You son of a bitch!!"

Juliet: "McNab Go Go Go!!"

Juliet: "Carlton!!"

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Jenkins: "Stop repeating everything I'm saying!"

Gus: "Stop repeating everything I'm saying."

Jenkins: "You're not getting it aren't ya? I have a gun pointed at your head! And I will shoot you unless you give me that phone!"

Gus: "......Can I squish your face?"

Girl: "He will shoot you!"

Gus: "He's gonna shoot you?!"

Girl: "No. You!"

Gus: "Wow..you were in the bathroom for a really long time."

Lassie: "Drop the gun Jenkins!!"

Lassie: "Easy....Easy....."

Shawn: *grabs a random pot*

Gus: *grabs a pot and breaks it then starts to laugh, still drunk*

Shawn: "Don't shoot Gus!!"

Lassie: "Then tell him to take cover!!"

Shawn: "Gus take cover buddy!!"

Gus: *laughs*

Gus: "Oh My God! Somebody shot that guy's TV!"

Shawn: "That's your TV!"

Gus: "What?! This dude has taffy! I love taffy!!"

Shawn: "Gus, this guy is trying to kill us! He is Bad!"

Shawn: "We're Good!!"

Shawn: "Good job Buddy!!"

Gus: "Uhh...this dude has a gun.."

Shawn: "Yes he does. A big one."

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