Psych Funny Moments

Funny Psych Moments

First Scene:

Shawn: "I can't believe you've been holding me out for all these years. You know it's one of my life long dreams. Be part of the four piece singing group. Five piece's  my backup. Now I find out, not only you were in one, you let it all slip away. I must know why. I must."

Gus: "Enough Shawn."

Shawn: "That was like.. a new addition reunion concert. Minus Bobby and Ronnie. Alright fine... Man i wish i could've known you when you were black." 

Next Scene:

Shawn: "Micheal Vick?"

Lassie: "I'm not going to shoot him. He doesn't know that."

Shawn: "He doesn't know anything. He's a dog." 

Lassie: "Would you have any better ideas?"

Shawn: "Maybe."

Next Scene:

Henry: "Gus let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the shooting?"

Gus: "I called my folks to tell them I was okay."

Henry: "And what was the first thing he did?"

Gus: "He ate a banana."

Henry: "You ate a banana?"

Shawn: "I sure did. You know why? 'Cause it makes me think of you. 'Cause you're my bog old papa monkey."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "It's not dull. Sharps's storage. It's closed."

Henry: "Did you just pretend to be a psych? To Me?!"

Shawn: "Sorry, it's a forced habit."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "What're you doing?"

Gus: "It worked for Tim Roberts in Sharg Shang Redemption Shawn. You can get busy living living or get busy dying."

Shawn: "Gus we don't have years to dig a tunnel. Besides it makes me Morgan Freemon. That's weird."

Next Scene:

Gus: "I have something big to tell you."

Shawn: "You know you can say anything to me Gus. We've known each other forever and there's absolutely nothing you can say that will indent our impenetrable bond."

Gus: "I have a secret girlfriend."

Shawn: "You're dead to me."

Gus: "Shawn."

Shawn: "I can't believe you. You brought me all the way down here to get hopped up on bunny love, so you could bring this on me, so I wouldn't make a scene."

Gus: "Yeah pretty much."

Shawn: "Well it's working. I don't even remember what this whole thing was about."

Next Scene:

Gus: "How should we introduce ourselves?"

Gus: "Don't say psychic. They'll shut you off. Say something vague like, 'Alternative tactics division'."

Shawn: "How 'bout the Beroth magic in Spell Casting?"

Next Scene:

Shawn: "Spencer. Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Lavender Gooms."

Next Scene: 

Shawn: "I'm Dr. Hayansyerganson. This is my assistant colleague Dr. Mc-k-k-k-k-k-k-toc."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "This is my friend; Obal Jeans Jenkins."

Next Scene:

Gus: "That's why my friends in school used to call me The G."

Shawn: "Ha. That's funny. I thought they called you Big Head Burton."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "Shawn Spencer, it's me. And my partner; Lemon-grass GoGoLobe."

Next Scene: 

Shawn: "Shawn Spencer. This is my partner: Squirts Macantosh." 

Next Scene:

Shawn: "Ah my name is Shawn Spencer. I am a psychic. This is my partner Lumpkin--"

Gus: "My name is Gus."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "Ah my partner Jepisus Milkington would like to see something in a bellging waffle."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "Actually I'm Die Hard. He's Die Harder."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "Shawn Spencer. Barta grian ambassador. This is my anti greg: Ge Buttersnaps aka The Heater."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "My name is Shawn Spencer. This is my partner, Jonathon Jacob Jingly Smith."

Man: "You're saying his name is John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmidt?"   

Shawn: "That is correct sir. We used to share the name. I changed mine becuase of all the people shouting when I went out."

Next Scene:

Gus: "I told you this wasn't gonna work." 

Gus: "You stole a key from a kid?"

Shawn: "Come on Gus. That was no kid. A product of centuries of immigrated."

Next Scene:

Shawn: "My name is Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Imotambth or He Cometh In Peace."

Shawn: "Go ahead. Show her your Cometh In Peace face."

Next Scene: 

Shawn: "My name is Shawn Spencer, I'm a psychic detective. This is my partner Control, Alt, Delete. German on the flank of us in 30 years."

Last Scene:

Shawn: "I'm Shawn Spencer, psychic detective. This is Big Apple Macintosh and my partner Yasmin Yeathe."