Shawn: "Hello my name is Shawn Spencer~
This is my partner, Lil Wayne,~
The evidence is underwhelming,~
but my intuition is insane~"
Lassiter: "A trained observer misses nothing,~
Each imperfection is a trail,~
It's not a question of 'if' or 'where,'~
But when the guilty party goes to jail~
Come with me."
Shawn: "The park."
Lassiter: "The bus."
Shawn: "The park."
Lassiter: "The bus."
Shawn: "The spirits are sticklers,
Just check with Gus."
Lassiter: "There's no way I'm wrong about this."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways,~
The right way and then yours,~
I've heard it both ways,~
Let's not open any sores,~
I've heard it right and wrong,~
Don't 'cheech' my 'chong' anymore~"
Lassiter: "Spencer, give me my phone."
Shawn: "Spiritual GOS, can't help it."
Lassiter: "Spencer give me my phone."
Man: "Has he seen anyone professional about this psychic thing?"
Gus: "Yes. He stayed at a facility once across town. It was for a case."
Juliet: "He loved it."
Shawn: "That's true doctor, I can not deny it. It was quite a treat. Allow me to demonstrate. To the park!"
Shawn: "The fate's already set in motion,~
I feel the crime scene come alive,~
Drop all your preconceived emotions,~
And notions unless you're Nova Scotian,~
And feel the criminal connive~"
Shawn: "And that, is how I do it."
Lassiter: "Congratulations Spencer. You have finally solved the great peanut shelling caper of 09. As we all suspected.. it was the chipmunk."
Gus: "You are embarrassing us."
Shawn: "Gus, don't be the very model of a modern major general. Look at those shells. Cracked. By tiny, adorable, rabies infested, pain causing rodent teeth. Now look over there. Those shells are smashed. Violently. Almost as if..."
Shawn: "Our victim's here and feeding vermin,~
Your patient drifts into his view,~
He scoots aside, but still uncertain,~
What this dark stranger's gonna do~"
Lassiter: "you got all this from broken peanuts~"
Juliet: "Perhaps we're drifting off the track~"
Shawn: "This is a psychic demonstration, I'm making~"
Juliet: "They lost a mental patient~"
Lassiter: "I'm not sure which of them is cracked~"
Juliet: "The nuts?"
Lassiter: "You're cracked!"
Shawn: "You're nuts!"
Shawn and Lassiter: "I've heard it both ways,~
The right way and then yours,~
I've heard both ways,~
Let's not open any sores,~
I've heard it right, the wrong,~
Don't dipth my thong anymore,~
No, anymore,~
No, anymore,~"
Shawn: "No any-~ ooh."
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Psych Funny Moments
HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...
