Psych Funny Moments

Calling Lassie

Lassie: "Detective Carlton Lassiter."

Shawn: "Good afternoon. My name is Jim Stonemin. And I'm working on behalf of the American Wicker Furniture Manufactures of America?"

Lassie: "The American Wicker Council?"

Shawn: "That's correct. We're a lobbying group being laaaaaaaa for the interests of wicker furniture manufactures across the nation."

Lassie: "I-I'm sorry, did you say the word wicker?"

Shawn: "Yes I did. It's more of the cane really. Although we do work for the Retan Industry as well. The American worker..."

Lassie: "Yeah, I'm not interested."

Shawn: "Time?"

Gus: "23 seconds."

Shawn: "Toooooooooo! Wait for it... Toooooooooo! Beat that, buddy."

Gus: "No problem."

Shawn: "You typed it?"

Gus: "Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga. Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga. Ga ga."

Lassie: "Detective Carlton Lassiter."

Gus: "Good afternoon, sir or ma'am. I happen to inform you that you were picked in an annual cruise getaway."

Lassie: "But, I didn't sign up for a--"

Gus: "And as a part of this marvelous getaway, there is also a grand prize drawing, featuring cash and prizes with more than 4,000 dollars."

Lassie: "Listen sport, I don't know how you got this number, but you called the police department."

Gus: "But wait, there's more. As early bird families, were sending you a seat at our annual celebrity back tide gala. Featuring the incompatible... Dawn Wells."

Lassie: "Dawn- Dawn Wells?"

Gus: "TVs digital from Gilligan's. You will also be getting some--... Time?"

Shawn: "31 seconds."

Gus: "Oooh oooh!"

Shawn: "I'll have you know Dawn Wells was married--"

Gus: "Whatever. You'll have to come up with some genius stuff to beat that, buddy."

Shawn: "Really?"

Gus: "Yeah."

Shawn: "Am I really?"

Lassie: "Hello I--....... Hello?"

Shawn: "Lassie."

Lassie: "Spencer? What the hell are you doing?"

Shawn: "Hey buddy. I just ah wanted to tell you that Gus and I are hanging out here in Chief's office prank calling you, for our own amusement. Yeah those last two calls were us. Just wanted to let you know."

Lassie: "Spencer, let me just start by asking if you are remotely able to conceive just how busy this place is right now. I got phones running off the hook, I got people bringing me evidence, I got fingerprints I need to match up. And then I got you..calling..me...to........go and........."

Shawn: "...Wow... Who knew that a simple, half-truth could be so effective? Time?"

Gus: "..."

Shawn: "He he he he he he. What do you want to do now? Get chicken?"

Gus: "You know that's right."