Lassie: "Because of deacons' statue in community, chief wants to find his shooter to be our number one priority."
Gus: "Damn right!"
Lassie: "In the mean time, Jimmy Brigham, security consultant, is going to stand post here to make sure he stays safe."
Juliet: "Alright, I'll check on you later."
Shawn: "Don't worry, I'll be back on my feet in no time. Wait a minute... Can I.. Can I walk without an appendix?"
Gus: "Yeah."
Shawn: "We should play thins safe. Dad?!"
Henry: "Yeah?"
Shawn: "I wanna motorized rascal with a sidecar for Gus."
Henry: "Not happening."
Gus: "You guys heard the news?"
Drake: "Yeah."
Tony: Just hope deacon pulls through."
Drake: "God will he."
Tony: "Now we just have to find these evil perpetrators who did this evil deed and--"
Drake: "And kill 'em."
Gus: "What?!"
Tony: "And bring them to justice! Man, what's wrong with you?!"
Gus: "Look, we want nothing more than to help bust this low life."
Drake: "Alright!"
Shawn: "But, my incapacitation, means my psychic powers are down, temporarily, fellas. I'm afraid Gus and I are gonna have to sit this one out. This case is going to have to go unsolved."
Gus: "I'm sorry guys. Shawn is right, we have to be on the sidelines for this one."
Tony: "Alright, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah man, Yeah..."
Drake: "Yeah, we understand, you know."
Tony: "You know, why don't we go to the cafeteria and grab a bite to eat."
Drake: "Yeah! You know what, I could really use a rainbow popsicle right about now."
Tony: "Yeah."
*Shawn laughs*
Shawn: "Be safe guys. Later on we're gonna go to the AMW."
*Gus, Tony, and Drake leave the room*
Tony: "We need you on this case, G-Wiz."
Drake: "Deacon means the world to us."
Tony: "You know you helping us investigate who shot him."
Gus: "I know."
*Back in Shawn's hospital room*
Henry: "You do know that Gus and those guys are going to investigate this case without you?"
Shawn: "Man, I know."
*Shawn lip smacks*
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Psych Funny Moments
HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...