Psych Funny Moments

White Best Friend

Shawn: "That's it... You need to pull yourself together. We have to find Helen before before Lassiter does. Now tighten it up!" 

Gus: "I can't."

Shawn: "We have a job to do! Or you actually have a job to do."

Gus: "I quit yesterday, remember?"

Shawn: "The only one who know that are as dead as a donut hole. Now tighten it up!"

Gus: "Fine!"

Gus' Old Boss: "Ahh Burton Guster. Just the person I wanted to see."

Gus: "Really?"

Gus' Old Boss: "This is Mr. Murray SBP from Corporate. Flew in from Sacramento headquarters this morning to attend the unoffice memorial service for a preach."

Gus: "Mr. Murray, it is an honor to meet you. You are one of the Founding Fathers. You're a legend around here."

Mr. Murray: "Who cares what you think.."

Gus: "What?"

Mr. Murray: "I'm kidding. I'm not kidding."

Gus: "Ah...What is this?"

Mr. Murray: "That's a scratch 'n' sniff sticker. Enjoy it. Burton Guster. I recognize the name but didn't think you worked here anymore."

Gus: "Oh yeah I represent the entire line of Aloaxin."

Mr. Murray: "Ah yes. Makes sense. You're the perfect guy to screw inflammation creams."

Gus: "Oh? Why's that?"

Mr. Murray: "Keep up good work, eh?"

Gus' Old Boss: "I'm sorry. Who are you?"

Shawn: "I'm Shawn Spencer. I'm a single champion of hopscotch. I also use Aloaxin all the time."

Gus' Old Boss: "So you don't work here? Do you have a pass? Did you sign in? Hit the bricks pal." 

Gus: "Oh no no no no. I-um--. He- He's my best friend. And he's white."

Shawn: "I'm white."

Gus: "Today was being your white best friend to work day. Did you not get the memo?" 

Gus' Old Boss: "I didn't get the memo and even if I did, I don't have a white best friend."

Shawn: "Ohh that makes two of us."

Gus' Old Boss: "Thou I am an outed camper."