Nurse: "I'd like to begin today's session by introducing our newest member to the group...Shawn Gthorndop
Shawn: "It's pronounced Thorndop. It's a silent G."
Burney: "Nurse McOroy, she has a mirror. Didn't I tell you about mirrors?"
Shawn: "What's his problem with mirrors?"
Man: "He thinks they steal a person's soul."
Shawn: "You gotta stop scratching. You got a--"
Man: "No."
Burney: "Would you just make her put it away?!"
Nurse: "I need you to calm down Burney. Okay let's talk this though. You know I don't want to have to call over the Orderly to restrain you."
Nurse: "Has he had his pill today?"
Other Nurse: "He's been avoiding me all morning."
Nurse: "Get him one please. Your fear of mirrors is not reality based. It's in your imagination."
Nurse: "Good. Now let's get back to Shawn. Tell us about yourself Shawn."
Shawn: "Well, they tell me I've got something called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. But the truth is this luster hair and dimpled chin are merely chapter 1. I'm a vertical cornucopia of high octane. Such as outrageous intelligent syndrome. And a little obsessive successful disorder."
Nurse: "Goodness. I've never encountered a patient who suffers from so many diseases that don't exist."
Shawn: "Well they..they exist from where I come from."
Nurse: "And where's that?"
Shawn: "The future."
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HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...
