Shawn: "Man I think we slept here."
Gus: "What happened last night?"
Shawn: "Strangely I have no idea. Wait" *flashback*
Shawn: "Nothing. Weird. Disjointed. My finger to eyebrow device is broken. It's never happened to me before. My memory is completely blank."
Gus: "Shawn. Why is there a shower cap on your head?"
Shawn: "I'm sure there's an easy explanation for this."
Gus: "Is there an easy explanation to why are you wearing sandals that aren't yours?"
Shawn: "Where are my Nikes?!"
Gus: "And why you wearing a gold chain Shawn?"
Shawn: "Huh?"
Lassie: "Ohh. What the hell?"
Lassie: "Oh dear lord please tell me this is a dream."
Woody: "Calm down peaches. Come back to bed."
Lassie: "Whatever you think happened last night didn't happen because nothing happened. Got it?!"
Shawn: "That's nice Lassie. Way to belittle the man."
Woody: "Yeah Detective. I-I do have feelings."
Gus: "What is all over your face?"
Woody: "Yeah I can be sure. Oh God. You-You-You didn't see a small Columbian with a hook for an arm did you?"
Gus: "No."
Woody: "Why do you have a black eye?"
Lassie: "Okay. It's nothing to freak out about. Everybody relax. Not a big deal, just a small shiner."
Shawn: "Lassie is absolutely right. His lover's spat with Woody is really none of our business."
Woody: "I should call my wife."
Lassie: "No!"
Woody: "We don't keep secrets."
Lassie: "Nobody's calling anybody!"
Shawn: "Uh-oh..."
Lassie: "My Baby!!"
Lassie: "Son--"
Lassie: "It's missing three bullets. I can tell by the weight. It's three light."
Lassie: "It's been fired."
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Psych Funny Moments
HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...
