Henry: "Hey!"
Shawn: *Screams*
Henry: "I'm sorry. Did I wake you?"
Shawn: "No. I was not asleep. I was in a deep meditative state."
Henry: "Look I just have a question about your motorcycle insurance so I can pay this bill."
Shawn: "That's ridiculous. I payed my insurance the day I bought motorcycle, eight years ago."
Henry: "Yeah well this bill has been coming to my place ever since."
Shawn: "Oh pap. This is one of those scams the elderly often fall for."
Henry: "Shawn in ordered to have a license you have to keep your insurance payment. That's the law."
Shawn: "What are you joking?! What kind of police state is this? This is exactly what's gonna throw me right off the grid man."
Henry: "Off the grid? You're barely on the grid. I pay for your insurance, Juliet pays for your rent, and Guster pays for everything else."
Shawn: "Those are Bald Face Lies. And you're a Bald Headed Liar."
Henry: "Shawn, there is a thing called a monthly nut. That's what your friends are out there working for while you're enjoying hammock time."
Shawn: "So what are you saying, I'm a leech?"
Henry: "No, I'm not saying that. I may think it, I may not when others say it, but I diffidently didn't say it."
Shawn: "Well good. Because you want to know why. Things have just been a little tight lately. Trapped in a virus my phone hasn't been working but... Gus enjoys paying for things that's why I let him, 'cause it makes him feel good. And Jules never asks me for money ever so... What you just want me to take stock of myself?"
Henry: "I just want to pay this bill."
Shawn: "Well you don't have to. I will take care of it myself. You know why? Because I am a grown ass man."
Henry: "I don't know. Are ya?"
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HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...
