Gus: "So?"
Shawn: "Nothing suspicious. I'm gonna have to go rogue and fabricate something to get us in on this."
Gus: "Now's a day from usual."
Shawn: "I believe so."
Gus: "You're an idiot."
Shawn: "I could eat."
Gus: "Me too."
Lassie: "Alright everybody, listen up! Dices name is Mark Warfte, age 35. Kept a tidy living space. I respect that."
Juliet: "His body was found by the building manager Mr. Loyd Mar."
Loyd: "I'm here."
Juliet: "Oh ah right. Well we ah we will call you if we need anything."
Loyd: "Don't have a cell phone."
Juliet: "Alright, well, we have the building's number and you live here."
Shawn: "Well Jules. My vision told me that the hanging dude hung himself. So should I just invoice you or is there a cash machine near by?"
Juliet: "That doesn't really strike me as a alibi observation, Shawn."
Shawn: "Damn it!"
Gus: "Hmm. Well Shawn and I will find the kitchen, then we will figure out our hourly rate is for coming up with nothing."
Lassie: "Hey Loyd? Let's say two bedroom two bathroom probably 1600 square feet?"
Loyd: "1650."
Lassie: "Very good floors. Some lovely period detail. Wonder if it's still nob and two. Solid pluming. Hey Spencer!"
Shawn: "Yo!"
Lassie: "What's the place situation like in the kitchen?"
Shawn: "12k dispenser in the fridge. Super dope!"
Gus: "But his snacks are disgusting. Way too healthy!"
Juliet: "Please tell me you are not shopping for real estate right now."
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Psych Funny Moments
HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...