Sucker

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Gus: "Uh..Shawn. What's all this?"

Shawn: "Gus. Buddy."

Shawn: "You- You remember when I spent all that doe on the weekend retreat with Jewels?"

Gus: "It was my doe. Of course I remember."

Shawn: "Okay, alright."

Shawn: "Look dude, we don't have a case. No case, no money. So I'm just trying to raise a little cash to pay you back. I already made 50 bucks. What?!"

Shawn: "Therman."

Gus: "What's happening kid?"

Therman: "Is this a joke?"

Shawn: "No it's not a joke. If you don't like it, but something else."

Gus: "Listen Shawn, if you really want to raise some cash, why don't you sell that engagement ring you didn't give to Juliet?"

Shawn: "You crazy?! How Dare You!"

Gus: "What?!"

Shawn: "That is my grandma Gama's ring. It is a prized Spencer family are loom."

Gus: " Which you stashed in an Nintendo DS, almost lost forever."

Shawn: "Which will never happen again. Because now, it's in the most secure place ever."

Gus: "Where? A safety deposit box?"

Shawn: "Even better. A Thundercat."

Gus: "What?!"

Shawn: "Speaking of which, where- where is that thing?"

Juliet: "That will be seven dollars."

Shawn: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! That is not for sale! Sorry. Sorry Threrman, you'll just ah have to hand that over."

Juliet: "He did pay full price for it Shawn."

Shawn: "Well I'm gonna buy it back Jewels."

Therman: "Price just went up King Fisher."

Shawn: "King Fisher? Therman I will give you 15 dollars and not a penny more."

Shawn: "Gimme the- just."

Shawn: "This is 57 dollars. It's all I have."

Therman: "Sucker."

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