Juliet: "This is not funny Shawn. I am the only sane person working this case and that makes my time even more valuable. Do you have any idea how long it took me to find this ridiculous place?! It doesn't have an address. Hello? Shawn?!"
Shawn: "I can't help being a gorgeous fen. It's just the card I chose."
Juliet: "What in thee hell are you wearing?"
Gus: "We're on their turf Juliet. We have to walk the walk of a true night stalker."
Juliet: "Night stalker?"
Shawn: "He's right, look around. You're the fish out of water here."
Juliet: "Because they are all pretending to be dead Shawn."
Shawn: "Or perhaps it is us who are pretending to be alive."
Shawn: "Greetings brother. Three virgin slogan fizsss."
Gus: "Make 'em Bloody Marys and whatever snack you can whip up over there."
Man: "I will gladly serve the two of you. However the human is not going to get a drink from me. You have broken the Cardinal Law by allowing a day walker to enter our realm."
Juliet: "Okay that's it. Detective O'Hera, SBPD. Let's try this again."
Man: "Whoa! Hey okay! Slow down there Kacky. Just a regular old okay trying to make a dollar. That's it. I play up this whole character thing to get some extra money out of these freaks."
Gus: "Sharlettin!"
Man: "Who's talking? Count Dracula over here please."
Gus: "Count Dracula?! You must be outta your damn mind!"
Shawn: "What'd I tell ya. No one remembers Blackula except for us and Quinton Terry Tino."
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Psych Funny Moments
HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...
