I'm A Cobra!

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Shawn: "You know what we got to--" 

Gus: "No." 

Shawn: "Yes." 

Gus: "No." 

Shawn: "How is--" 

Gus: "No no no."

Shawn: "Yes yes yes." 

Gus: "No." 

Shawn: "No." 

Gus: "Yes. Shawn." 

Shawn: "I won." 

Gus: "Man!"

Shawn: "Yeah." 


In Yoga Class 


Woman: "Now plant your palms. Take a deep inhale and lift your heart. Good. Cobra pose. Shoulders back. Now relax your face." 

Gus: "It's gotta be a hundred degrees in here!" 

Man: "A hundred and five actually. Yoga uses heat to allow for deeper stretching." 

Woman: "Now let's be in a slow transition from cobra into locus." 

Gus: "I got cobra! I'm a cobra!" 

Shawn: "I have quarter of locus. I'm quarter of the locus. Please don't help me, I'm afraid." 

Woman: "Okay here." 

Shawn: "I can't control my ass. I can't control my ass. I can't--" 

Woman: "Okay okay you know what. If i answer your question will you stop trying to ruin my class?" 

Shawn: "Yes. Perhaps so. Have you taught a dark haired girl named Kimberly?"  

Woman: "Yeah she's a regular." 

Shawn: "Really? What else can you tell me about her?" 

Woman: "I don't know. She's super sweet. She walks to class everyday. Lives in a building close by the Ivanhoe." 

Shawn: "The Ivanhoe. Let's bounce Gus. Gus come on. Gus you gotta get up. Gus?"

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