Juliet: "Are you okay? I don't think you've missed a call in six years."
Lassie: " 'Course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be okay? I just had to stop for gas. Alright. Let's see. We've got a wallet. Name of the seis is Hamilton Dean, lives down town, about a hundred bucks of cash. Credit card plus triple M. Gonna roll him. The marks on his neck."
Shawn: "That dude's awfully pale."
Gus: "Abnormally pale. Especially since he's only been dead for---"
Shawn: "Check the neck, check the wrists."
Lassie: "What's this? Looks like our killer might have left us a little present."
Juliet: "What a shame."
Flashback
Lassie: "That is a very unusual necklace and it shows off your apical quite well."
Marla: "For All Eternity."
End of Flashback
Shawn: "Gus no blood. Puncture wounds."
Gus: "Abnormally pale. What?! Do it!"
Shawn: "Okay"
Gus: "Do it!"
Shawn: "Okay."
Gus: "Better yet let me do it. I'll do it."
Shawn: "Settle down, you're not gonna do it. Wish I had a bigger audience."
Gus: "Do it!"
Shawn: "Ladies and gentlemen! I must ask you to brace yourselves. What I'm about to ex-sponge is not for the fate of heart. It's bold with a zesty, salty finish. What we're up against here is no mere mortal. I am afraid that this work may very well be the work of a vampire."
Gus: "Suck it! It's mine!"
Juliet: "What're you thinking partner?"
Lassie: "Actually I'm going to have to go with Spencer on this one."
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Psych Funny Moments
HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...
