Shawn: "What the hell happened last night?!"
Lassie: "Are those doors shut?"
Shawn: "Yeah."
Lassie: "Okay. I think I'm gonna turn myself in."
Shawn: "What for spooning with Woody?"
Woody: "We did nothing wrong."
Shawn: "Look guys. We have some of the finest crime solving minds in the world right here, in this room and i think you bought us a few hours to figure out what happened before we go sounding off any alarms. Lassie, I need you to look inwards. Take a swim in Lake You. See what you see. We can do this."
Lassie: "Spencer, I can't live without the facts. I don't know what happened last night. I haven't lost control of my factlities in my life."
Woody: "Me neitther. Unless I'm being tickled. Then all bets are off."
Shawn: "What about me fellas? I'm not having any psychic visions, flashbacks, or recreation flashbacks, or recreation flashbacks with new psychic visions. I mean imagine you weren't just a bland, dangly average human. Huh? That you could wink at someone and-and-and light up their world! That you could make a child think that you have given them an ice cream cone without giving them the cone! And the watch the skip off into a beautiful meadow licking nothing but air! Imagine that! Imagine you have a special gift. A sick scense. And then someone or something comes along and rips it away from you!! Imagine that jack!! And you see me giving up?"
Lassie: "Okay Shawn. Okay. Damn it, I cannot believe I am saying this but men we are in this together."
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Psych Funny Moments
HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...
