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Shawn: "Why don't they just call him Suck Pants or Jerk Mc**** Pants?"
Shawn: "Why don't they just call him Suck McJones?"
Shawn: "Why don't they just call him Jerk Pants or Suck McJones?"
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Gus: "Who goes on a--- Who goes on a date---"
Gus: "Who goes to s--"
Gus: "Who goes to somebody else's--"
Gus: "Who goes--- Who goes to somebody's---"
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Shawn: "Mendy it's official. You've won bitchiest banana."
Shawn: "Ah Mendy. Now that you're done farting out of your mouth and nose, I'm going to steal Detective Lassiter for as long as I'd like."
Mendy: "He's a cop... And a bastard."
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Lassie: "Martha Stewards mudge test. S-S-Smudge test."
Juliet: "What is it?"
Lassie: "Mudge test."
Juliet: "Ohh. What's that?"
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Juliet: "He has a different girl every week, and, I don't know how many diseases but anyway, he's your son."
Shawn's Mom: "Well I hope he is. I gave him condoms for Christmas."
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Gus: "Wait...Can you get out of my shot?"
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Shawn: "Mr. Habish--"
Man: "What?"
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Shawn: "Brrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnggg."
Gus: "Can I say my line? Dang. You always have to interrupt my lines."
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Man: "And which makes coffee..."
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Henry: "Haaa yesyesyesyes. Hiya!"
Shawn: "Alright. That's it. Come over here."
*laughing*
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Gus: "Lake is awful which is---"
Henry: "Whoawhoawhoawhoa."
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Shawn: "You gotta see Thriller!"
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Shawn: *sings*
Gus: *dances*
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Shawn: "I..hermmm...humm."
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Gus: "We need a..."
*laughs*
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HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...