Brad: "Mr. And Mr. Nusbaul. It's time to start your couples massage."
Gus: "I'm gonna kill you Shawn."
Shawn: "Why you gonna kill me for? This was your lead. Just relax. Go with it."
Brad: "Nay name's Brad and this is Trisha. Just relax and we'll be right with you."
Shawn: "He's like half Shelly's age!"
Gus: "I better get the girl!"
Brad: "Wow are you tense."
Gus: *lip smacks*
Shawn: "Oh yeah. Mmhmm My gosh. Trisha, Trisha, Trisha. Your fingers are like magical, baby wieners."
Brad: "Sir, would you like to remove some of your clothing?"
Gus: "Absolutely not."
Brad: "Maybe just your sweater?"
Gus: "Negatory. Move on."
Brad: "Okay.."
Shawn: "Ah Brad. We'd like to offer our condolences for Shelly. It was just so awful."
Brad: "Did you know Shelly?"
Shawn: "Yes. Yes we met in Dr. Joan Diamond's office. Can I ask, how long were you two married?"
Brad: "Two weeks."
Shawn: "Two weeks?! That's it?!"
Brad: "It's the only two weeks of my life that ever mattered."
Brad: "Trisha could you please go get me a glass of water? Thanks."
Shawn: "Trisha where're you going with those sweet sausages."
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Psych Funny Moments
HumorOk so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene abo...
