Psych Funny Moments

Shawn In The Hospital

Shawn: "Alright give it to me straight. How bad is it?"

Henry: "Your appendix burst."

Shawn: "Oh God.."

Gus: "They removed it."

Shawn: "Am I gonna die?!"

Juliet: "Yes. Someday, but not from this."

Shawn: "Still. I've lost a vital organ. One that is absolutely crucial for human survival. Gus...I assume you've prepared to give me yours."

Gus: "Ah no."

Shawn: "So I can jump higher."

Gus: "What?! That makes no sense Shawn. Besides, you don't need your appendix. In fact medical science is having trouble deciding if the appendix is any use to the body at all."

Juliet: "The doctor said all you need is a few days here to recover from surgery."

Shawn: "So you're telling me that my insurance won't cover the transplant? You guys are trying to protect me from the fact that I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in a gigantic, plastic bubble. Just like the movie I'm writing."

Gus: "They've already made two bubble movies Shawn."

Shawn: "Yeah, but mine's gonna star Jake Jellonhall."

Juliet: "You don't need a transplant Shawn."

Gus: "But it is true your insurance will not cover your surgery. Mainly because you don't have insurance."

Henry: "Which means I flipping the bill for all of this." 

Shawn: "Thanks pap. And you know I don't want to impose, but I would prefer a private room with an ocean view and a satellite T.V. with MLBX ratings."

Henry: "Yeah? Keep pushing it and I'm gonna rip your heart out. And that's an organ you do need."

Gus: "Ah that's a muscle."

Henry: "Whatever."

Shawn: "Lassie! Thanks for dropping by bud. As it turns out, probably gonna be okay." 

Lassie: "I didn't come here to see you Spencer. After you left the Committee Center, there was a shooting."

Shawn: "What?!"

Gus: "Who got shot?!"