Jesse Lee Soffer - Texting Imagine

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"So, I uh, I need to tell you something."

"What'd you break?"

"Why would you assume I broke something?"

"Because you're a child and break things."

"Well you should be happy to know I didn't break anything. But..."

"But what, Jesse?"

"I did buy something."

"You didn't get another puppy did you? I mean, yeah I love them but I have to take care of you and Loki, so I already have my hands full."

"No, I didn't get another puppy. I got something bigger."

"How much bigger?"

"It would have to stay in the garage."

"Spit it out, Jesse. What'd you buy?"

"A motorcycle."

"WHAT?"

"Don't freak out."

"YOU BOUGHT A FREAKING MOTORCYCLE?"

"I said don't freak out."

"Honestly, I think I would've preferred another puppy."

"That can be arranged."

"You're taking it back."

"Nope."

"Yes."

"Nope."

" Yes."

"I'm keeping it."

"You're such a child. But do explain."

"I look amazing on it and I'm outside with it."

"Jesseee..."

"(Y/NNNNNN). Just look outside."

"Damn it."

"Yes! I win."

"Why? Why do you have to be so attractive and adorable! Not fair!"

"Haha, love you too, babe. Now come outside so we can ride into the sunset."

"It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon."

"Oh, just let me be poetic."

"Nah. But I will come outside."

"Point for Jesse!"

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