so ik literally all i did in #rantable was complain about my mom pero i really do love her and her little moments. like she's MAD COOL and jus real tu sabe?
but these are A FEW of my fav moments w my mom. like i mean moments that are just mad funny and show how hip she is.
#1. we were listening to the radio and this was when "i don't fuck with you" by big sean was popular so it started playing and i started singing along. and then she was lowkey into it and lowkey not.
so we're walking back home and i start complaining about my feet and i go,
"my feet hurt." and i'm just nagging on and complaining annoyingly
she goes,
"I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck." *in the tune of the song*." this won't make sense if you haven't heard the song ahaha.
2. i'm listening to the song where ya at by future (the one that goes "where ya ass was at dog") and we're both bumping to it in the car 😭 and she's always been singing it around me and stuff.
and then i was talking to her and i was like,
"man where were all the justin bieber fans when i used to like him."
and she goes,
"where ya ass was at dog."
i started CRYINGG and she let me put that on my snapchat.
3. i taught her how to whip and nae nae and she says she wants to be able to do it like me :)) super cute.
4. tonight we were watching the news and i'm complaining bc i don't like the news and she goes,
"where ya ass was at when i wanted to be quiet and watch the news?" 😭 gotta love her.
5. LMAOOO my dad did something stup*d and she goes, "i won't take any responsibility for that blunder."
AND I WAS DEAD bc of the way she said it. and she had to say blunder too LMAOOO BYE.
6. the news kept talking about trump and she goes, "i hate how the news always talks about trump like who gives a shit about what he says with his dirty ass."
and then she changed the channel aha.
i know i have more favorite moments w my mom, more than i can count or remember, but these are my top six moments of her being "hip." i guess. lol i love my mom.
#zuzaf
