okay omg so you guys know when beauty gurus or like just regular degular youtubers post morning routines? like of them getting up and getting ready for school, work, whatever. anyway a lot of them are becoming more "realistic" but others are so ??? unnecessarily tumblr and fresh ??? like damn your life isn't perfect in the mornings stop fronting for the internet. ima run through the stereotypes real quick.
lie #1. you wake up every morning and the first thing you do is go on your phone or laptop.
okay so this may not be a stereotype for everyone, because idk about you guys but i am not trying to be late for school because i'm not trying to catch that "no credit" grade for the term. so i hop outta bed, turn off my alarm and get ready in the bathroom. i might play music (rarely) or i might use my phone while i'm brushing my teeth.
but the majority of people i know do not whip out their laptops first thing in the morning lmao unless they have an actual job or a project to print out. because unless you're printing out an essay or something or you have to read emails for your job then there's honestly no reason for you to get right onto the wifi in the morning lmao.
lie #2. you brush your teeth, wash your face, then change into your workout clothes and do an intense half hour workout.
there are few people who take the time and dedication into waking up half an hour early and doing a workout. there are even fewer that do it on an empty stomach.
listen i know most of these youtubers don't wake up in the morning and don't even pee, nah, they're already on their 60th squat. even if they do, they still do it on an empty stomach ??? or at least the video tells that they work out on an empty stomach which isn't always healthy depending on what the exercises are. so don't showcase that to your viewers, man.
lie #3. you make your cutesy fruitsy acai bowl and then you watch Netflix on your tv.
this one pisses me off so much because it's everyone's failed attempt at making pretty food and then seeming like a tumblr girl and i just ??? no ??? i don't have time to watch tv in the morning and i have a fucking tv and a computer(not a laptop, a computer) in my room. so i know y'all are not tryna play me and tell me that you really make a sustainable breakfast and watch fucking tv.
i just grab fruit and nuts and go on my phone in the car lmao idk what ya doing.
lie #4. you make your bed.
omg so i forgot to write this one but this !! this has to be the shittiest lie ever told. this one really does piss me off because who the fuck has the energy to make their bed in the morning. like yes i'll straighten it out and take clothes off of it, BUT Y'ALL DOING THE WHOLE "i need six fucking thousand pillows that i'm gonna throw on the floor at night time just to put them back on my bed in the morning for the sake of views and my life looking perfect." LIKE NO IT MAKES ME MAD. NOBODY IS THAT SINCERE FUCK.
and the way the fucking beauty gurus say it (i have nothing against beauty gurus, i really was one maybe 2 years ago) is even worse. "so the first thing i do when i wake up in the morning is i just scroll on my phone, check my feed and instagram and twitter and of course youtube and i'm just replying to some of you guys' comments. then i make my bed and put on all my pillows, lol i have so many, i luv pillows lol."
anyway, SHIT. that was a rant within a rant. but this annoys me so much you have no idea. who the fuck wakes up and the first thing they do is make their bed? if you do, *michael jordan voice* stop it, get some help.
okay i'm done that had me heated so quick. but do y'all agree or are these not lies/stereotypes found in youtuber morning routines?
#zuzaf
