S/HE

Metaphors

This week was certainly not better than last week. Well, at least I didn't almost die. But I was about to have a heart attack when I found out that my dad is gay and my mom is not a woman. And by that, I mean, she got no vagina. Well, she got one now. But that's not the point! I'm just so depressed so, I'm writing Jason a letter so he could cheer up again with his love songs. What should I tell him? I can't say I love him. That's too fast. I can't say I like him either. That's too slow. I can't say he make my pussy wet because that's just too sexual and I don't think he's the kind of guy of wants to have sex after a carnival ride. And by that guy, I mean Liam. So, what should I say? I need sex metaphors right now. Or similes. Which one uses like or as? Or ASS? If you know what I mean? Wink Wink. I SHOULD GO ASK LIAM, HE KNOWS THIS MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD. I'm surprised that he's not a porn star. Is he? He probably is! I should go.

"Liam, Can you help me? ow that hurted" I said.

"If it has anything to do with thinking then, no"

"It's about sex"

"What about sex?"

"I mean Penis Metaphors!"
"Oh I know that so much!"

"Ok, so I need to write a letter to somebody I like"

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

"A Boy!"

"What? I had to ask. Ok, so the number 1 rule is to not let them know that it's you. Just put signs that it's you, like your name"

"But then, he'll know it's me!"

"Oh right. Just say where you guys met and stuff like that"

Jason,

I'm the person you met in the drop ride 2 weeks ago. I just felt like I need to talk to you. I really think that with you, being sad is really hard. I feel comfortable with you because of how big the size of your heart is. I just know that when I'm with you, love bursts right off me.

Love,

Secret Admirer

I really think that the letter was a good way to express my feelings. And I really have to thank Liam for that. But I don't have to. It would just hurt me more. After 2 days, I got a letter from Jason.

Secret Admirer,

I remember you. And I feel the same way. With your smile, it makes it hard for me to feel any sadness inside. I think that you're the key to open up my hole. And I'm sure that your heart is as big as mine.

Love,

Jason

I was so happy. We really made connection like I feel the love between us. I really wish that I could say that he make my pussy wet because he did. If he did that to me, I hope that I make his dick hard. Slimy Hard. But from that on, he wanted to know who I am. I just can't tell him though. I want to give him a surprise. A wonderful, sweet, dessert-like, surprise. Oh yeah.

Jason,

I wrote a new song. I was inspired by my recent break-up. It's called Mistake.

Hearts' frozen,

By freezing waters,

Heart's broken,

From hidden colors.

All the doors' closed,

For who I loved the most.

Were you a mistake?

That I ever made...

Were you a mistake?

Cause' you were fake...

Were you a mistake?

That I can't break...

Anymore.

Love is gone,

But there's dancing fireflies.

You're the one,

To light the darkest nights.

Left alone to burn,

And now I cannot turn.

Were you a mistake?

That I ever made...

Were you a mistake?

Cause' you were fake...

Were you a mistake?

That I can't break...

Anymore.

You just broke my heart,

Telling me to forget the start.

You just left me in pieces,

Forgetting all our moments.

TOGETHER....................

Were you a mistake?

That I ever made...

Were you a mistake?

Cause' you were fake...

Were you a mistake?

That I can't break...

Anymore.

Jason,

That song was amazing. You deserved more better. Someone who can give you more. Someone like me.

Love,

Secret Admirer

I'm so happy. He's free. Now, I have a chance.

Note: Slightly less hate Liam. At least he helped me with my penis issues.