S/HE

Little Kid, Big Mouth

So, I started to adjust on being a little asian gay boy and it's actually nice. I'm smart. That's never happened before. I didn't even know how to spell smart before! I'm so proud of myself. But I finally understand how hard it is for an asian. Whenever I go to the bathroom, some boys come at me and said, "why do you need to stand up? You can just sit down. It's flat down there anyways". And one of them was asian. Like, I'm pretty sure mine is bigger than his. That dumb bitch! Anyways, I really can't stand this mission thing. You know why? It's because the next one in my list is a little girl in kindergarten! Apparently, I killed her best friend, Teddie, a stuff toy. It wasn't my fault, that bear was fucking annoying. Singing about happiness, well, that's not true Teddie! This isn't Cinderella! Anyways, at least, it's going to be easy. I mean, it's a little girl, I'm sure she'll forgive me. I'll just buy her first dildo ever. What? Every little girl wants that. Oh right, she's not me. Who know? I'll still try it. So, I went to enroll in her class because I am a little boy now.

"Hi, I'm.... Tedward. I mean Edward. But you can call me Eddie. And you're Bella. I mean Bethany right?" I said.

"AAAAAHHHHH stranger danger" Bethany screamed and so did her other classmates.

Fuck, I forgot these are little kids.

"Class, this is Edward. And he is going to be in this class now?" the teacher said.

"Shouldn't you have an asian name? Like, Ciao or Chinchangchui?" Bethany said and everyone laughed.

"You know what? This is why your teddie died. It doesn't like brats like you!" I said and she cried and so did everyone else.

What the hell is wrong with these people? I get that their young but seriously. Stop watching Little Einsteins and start watching the Walking Dead or something. I'm sick of these people. You know what? I'm out. And I'm back in. I forgot I'm little so, I can be stop by the teachers. Stupid teachers and their... I don't want they do.

"Eddie, say sorry to Bethany" the teacher said.

"Bitc.. I'm mean, I'm sorry Bethany and Please forgive me. I didn't mean it at all" I said.

"Fine. I forgive you. But you have to buy me a juicebox during lunch" Bethany said.

"Ok. But do you also forgive the person who killed your teddie?" I asked.

"Teddie!!!!!!" Bethany started crying again.

"I will buy two boxes and a new teddy bear" I said.

"Deal. I didn't really like Teddy anyways" Bethany said.

"So, do you forgive the person who killed your teddie?" I asked.

"I guess. Sure" Bethany said.

"Yes!!!!!!! I'm not buying you anything. Goodbye Bitches!" I said and jumped out of the window. It's a good thing we're on the first floor. When I left, everyone started crying. And since the teacher couldn't stop them from crying, she was crying with them also. I felt bad and came back.

"I'm sorry Bethany" I said.

"You dickhead" Bethany said and kicked my nuts.

"Ha! Jokes on you slut, I'm asian now!" I said.

"Suck a dick!" Bethany said.

"You choke on it!" I said.

"You suck!" Bethany said.

"And you swallow. That's right you big mouth, put a cock on it!" I said and left. But I went back.

"Fuck your teddy bear!!!!!!!!!!! And your juice box too!!!!" I said and left.

It was still mission accomplished because she still said that she forgive me so, I guess I completed 2 missions now.

Note: Those kids had such a big mouth for someone who have little vaginas. What? That's what I learned in school. See, I actually paid attention in school. Well, only in the sex-related subjects. It still counts!