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Double Wedding Part 3

SO FAR, my boss probably died cause' I scared him too much, my dad's fiance died, a teddy bear died, my dad died, and Jason almost died. Am I bad person for doing that? I am. Thank you. I'm happy that I did my revenge but I'm not done yet.

"You killed dad! I can't believe you did that!" Liam said.

"He's not your dad! So, stop worrying about him like you're his son!" I said.

"I am his son!" Liam said.

"No, you're not!" I said.

"I am in his and my heart!" Liam said.

"Oh Shut the fuck up with your corny bullshit Liam! I shouldn't have been sad about not being part of this family when actually, you're the one who isn't!" I said.

"I'm part of this family more than you are Jerrica! All my life, it was all about you. I want that BBC, Liam go get it for me. I want that boy, Liam bribe him for me. I want Jason, Liam write me penis metaphors for me!" Liam said.

"Those metaphors was litt though!" Jason interrupted.

"Shut up and go back to sleep!" I said.

"Don't talk to Jason that way! Don't talk to anyone that way!" Liam said.

"So, what? You want me to talk in french? italian? But I won't talk in spanish cause' Trump might send me to Mexico!" I said.

"You know what I mean Jerrica!" Liam said.

"You know what Liam? What about you? You've always been the goody goody. You are such a mother fuckin' kiss up. Like why do you think I killed Lance. Cause' he was just like you! You get attention for yourself by acting nice!" I said.

"That's not true!" Liam said.

"Yes it is. Like Jason, you were probably kissing his ass up for him to like you. And for you to steal him from me!" I said.

"I told you. I never stole Jason from you! Give it up already!" he said.

"No, I can't. Because for the first time I liked someone for real and you have to take the penis away from me. You are such a penis snatcher! I trusted you Liam. I trusted you. Not because you're my friend. But you're my brother!" I said.

"First of all, that was such a lie so don't get dramatic on me bitch. I'm not even your friend. And you hated me as a brother so, calm the fuck down" he said.

"Jason is mine!" I said.

"No he's not!" he said.

"I knew him first! I talked to him first! I fell in love with him first! I LOVE HIM LIAM" I said.

"BUT HE LOVES ME! PUT THAT IN YOUR BRAIN JERRICA! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM. WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS EITHER HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU. AND HE'S NOT! BECAUSE HE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HIM!!!!!" Liam said.

"YOU SLUT!" I said and tried to throw a knife at him.

Jason came out of nowhere and push me down the building. I fell and died right next to my dad.

"Don't try to hurt my husband!" Jason said.

"What are we going to do now?" Liam said.

"Let's go to our honeymoon!" Jason said.

"We're not even married!" Liam said.

"I don't care. We're gays. We don't need to be married!" Jason said.

"What about these dead bodies!" Liam asked.

"Just shoved them in the meat lockers in the cafeteria" Jason said.

"Jason?" Liam said.

"Fine, sell them to the pizza place so we can at least make money out of them!" Jason suggested.

"Okay. So, we'll use the money to repair that dick of yours!" Liam said.

"How is that even possible?" Jason said.

"Remember! There's a new collection of BMCs, Big Metal Cocks" Liam said.

Liam and Jason went to their Paris for their honeymoon with the money they got from the dead bodies and fuck with each other for 10 hours even though it was with a metal cock. As for me..................... I can't tell. Just wait and see for the next part of my life. Well, since I'm dead, my next life.

Note: Not the end.