S/HE

Four Gays, One Girl

Should I be happy that Liam and Jason can't be together now? I should right? They fooled of thinking that I have a chance on sucking Jason's dick when actually, Liam already has. For like 5 times already. Thinking about that night is getting me angry. Oops. I just threw a vase outside my window and I think it fell into a pregnant lady. Oh nevermind, she's not pregnant anymore. Thanks to me, she got the baby out. A baby born in the sidewalk. Oh well. So, I'm thinking, I need to get back at them for what they did! Should I fuck with Jason while they're sleeping? Or fuck with Jason while they're sleeping? Oh My God, I'm so desperate for him! This is all Liam's fault. Please God, I hope something bad happen to them! Mostly Liam! But if you include Jason, just don't touch him in the face, abs, or penis. Thank you! That's my wish for the night and I went to bed. Jason's bed.

"WTF are you doing in here?!" Jason screamed and finally noticed that I was sleeping with him for like 5 hours.

"Jerrica, what are you doing?!" Liam said.

"Sleeping with Jason. Duh! What are you doing? You can't sleep with him. He's basically your brother. Or sister, I don't know what you gay people like to call themselves" I said.

"Why can't I sleep with him?" Liam asked.

"Because he's your brother. I already said that for like.... 1 time!" I said.

"So, what if he's brother? He's gay!" Liam said.

"But he's gonna be related to you! And you can't have that. That would be insects!" I said.

"You mean incest" Jason said.

"Whatever you want penis-poo" I said.

"Penis-poo?" Liam asked.

"That's my nickname for him" I said.

"It's kinda crazy" Jason said.

"Okay, dicky-licious" I said.

"Hey, if I can't fuck with him, then you can't either" Liam said.

"Yes I can! I don't care about insects" I said.

"Incest" Jason said.

"Then, I'm not gonna care either!" Liam said.

"No, I don't have to. But you do!" I said.

"Why?" Liam asked.
"Cause' that's in the gay rule book" I said and showed him the book.

"This is fake!" Liam said.

"No it's not!" I said.

"It says 'written by Jerrica'" Liam said.

"Oh, I thought you were dumb enough to not notice that!" I said.

"Oh, I thought you were smart enough to not write your name on it!" Liam said.

"What is going on in here?!!!!!!!!!" my dad said.

"If you're having a threesome, count us in? But Jerrica get out! I don't want your tight pussy slowing us down" my dad's fiance said.

"No, you get out! We're talking here" I said.

"More like fucking with no permit from your dads! Here sign in (about to show his penis)" my dad's fiance said.

"Eww Stop! Dad tell Liam that I can be the only one to sleep with Jason!" I said.

"Jerrica. You can't!" my dad said.

"What about Liam?!" I asked.

"He can!" my dad said.

"What?! How?" I screamed.

"Because.... I'm not your dad Jerrica! You and Liam are not related!" my dad said.

"Oh, so now you say we're not related!" I said.

"When I adopted you, I didn't want you guys to know that only Liam is my not real son" my dad said.

"What?!" I screamed.

"Sis..." Liam said.

"No, don't sis me!" I interrupted and ran up to my room crying.

Liam followed me and tried to talk to me.

"Jerrica! Open the door!" Liam said.

"Did you know about this?" I asked.

"No. If I did, do you really think I'll be here instead of being downstairs fucking with Jason" Liam said.

"So, you're happy?!" I said.

"No, I'm sad too" Liam said.

"No you're not! Because now, you can be with Jason!" I said.

"Oh yeah. Nevermind!" Liam said happily and left.

Note: I really hate Liam. He's so lucky that he gets to be with Jason but I can't.