S/HE

Dinner Date

As I was rushing to go back home, I just saw a man got ran over by a truck and this lady with really pointy heels just walked over him. I went to ask her why she did that. And she said she didn't want her shoes to get dirty from the mud. I said that it was mean. And then she responded, "I thought he offered to make a human bridge. Oh well!". That was so mean. But I didn't really care either. He looked like he was going to die soon anyways, the truck just made it faster. But I wonder if he was rich. I could have helped him and reward me for it. Oh Nah. They'll think that I killed him cause' I have my fingerprints all over his pockets, wallet, ass, dick. What? He was sexy for an old man. Whatever. I have to go hurry because I know gays are impatient. Like suck a dick while you're waiting. And when I arrived, that's exactly what they are doing. Sucking each other's dicks.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I screamed.

"Sucking each other's dicks, duh" my dad's fiance said.

"I know that. I'm asking why?"

"Cause' you and Liam are taking so long so, a quick sex wouldn't hurt, right?" my dad said.

"NO. It's not right. And you're gonna buy us a new dinner table because I cannot eat while there's cum marks in the table!"

"Sure you can! Haven't you tasted it before" my dad's fiance said.

"No I haven't. And yours is certainly not going to be my firsts! Where's Liam anyways?"

"He's on a date with..." my dad said.

"I don't give a crap. Since he's not here. I'm going to go back to the gay club!" I interrupted.

"Why are you going to a gay club?" my dad asked.

"I don't know. And I don't care because there's an all you can eat buffet waiting to get sucked"

My dad and his fiance staring at me.

"Can we come with you?" my dad's fiance said.

"Why do you want to?"

"Hello. Me is gay. Dad is gay. And you're going to a gay club"

"Whatever"

My dad, his fiance, and I went to the Gay Club. I still couldn't find Jason. He said that he'll be here. Where is he?

"Excuse me, do you know Jason? He said that he'll be here" I asked.

"Oh Yeah. I saw him but he left early with another guy" random guy answered.

Oh, No. That was probably his dad. He said that he came here with his dad so, they probably left to California. I was too late. I should have been here earlier. I can't believe I missed my shot. I WANTED TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TODAY. What? Don't judge me. Jason is really cute and sexy. So, we went back home and had our dinner in the floor because I refused to eat in that gay sex table.

"Dad, can you pass the sausage?" I asked.

"Dad, can I eat your sausage?" my dad's fiance whispered.

"Later, that's for dessert" my dad answered, whispering as well.

"Then, let's go straight to it" my dad's fiance whispered.

"If you guys are just going to flirt with each other while I'm right here. I'm going to go because I don't want to see this!" I said.

"Jerrica, come on. I'm sorry" my dad said.

"I'm sorry too. That you're my father. I don't want to have gay dads. And don't say that you're considered as my mother because you have a fake vagina bitch (i pointed at my dad's fiance). I don't want you to marry him. I don't want you to marry a boy dad. Because one day, we're going to be together outside and people are going to stare at us like which one's the mom? and which one's the dad? I'm never accepting that gay slut. If you're gonna marry him, then, I'm leaving! You have to pick one!" I said.

"But I can't" my dad said.

"You know what? I can't either. I can't believe you choose this bitch over me" I ran crying.

2 hours later. I'm in my room still crying when,

"Jerrica, can I talk to you? Please open the door" Liam knocked on the door.

I opened it.
"Hey, what's wrong? I heard that the dinner didn't go so well because you won't accept that guy for dad" Liam said.

"So, you do know what's wrong"

"Huh, I guess I do"

"I just can't Liam. It's too hard. I don't accept gay people"

"Why? I don't see anything wrong with gay people. They just want to express who they are"

"And that's what's wrong! Who you are is not a choice! You're either born a girl or a boy and that's it!"

"But.."

"No! Gays are like traitors"

"No they're not!"
"Yes they are! Why are you protecting gay people?!"

"I'm not! I'm protecting dad. No matter who he wants to be or what he wants to do. We have to support him"

"Even if he wakes you up just to suck your dick"

"That's a bad example!"

"Even if we caught him in the living room watching gay porn"

"That's just normal"

"Even if he replace us with that gay whore"

"That's not going to happen. Look Jerrica, we can trust dad"

"I guess. It's just hard accepting the truth"

"Yeah! You know what, there's still sausages left in the table, well, the floor"

"Are those sausages, dad and his fiance's dicks?"
"Yeah. They're still having sex down there"

"Is dad happy?"

"He is"

"Then, I guess it's fine. But, his fiance better not practice sucking on my dildo"

"Don't worry"

"Or swallow my hotdogs"

"What?!"
"I mean real hotdogs. Don't think dirty"

"Look who's talking?"

Me and Liam hugged and laugh.

Note: I slightly less hate you again Liam. Don't have sex on my bedroom.