S/HE

Stairway from Hell to Earth

Before I go back to earth, my guardian devil is giving me some stupid "rules", which I'm pretty sure I'll break. Oops, he heard me and he said that if I break the "rules", then I would be send back to hell immediately. That's so harsh though like I need to break it, I need to be bad, why do you think I'm in hell right now? Oh wait, I just remember that I'm trying to get OUT of Hell. I guess I have to be "nice", a goody goody. And that's not good. If you're a goody goody, you get killed by people, like how I killed the asian goody goody Lance.

"Jerrica.." guardian devil said.

"Yes, that's my name" I interrupted.

"Jerrica!" guardian devil said.

"I know. I already know that JERRICA's my name now tell me the rules" I said.

"You know what? I'm fine seeing you sucking everyone's dick the rest of you life" he said.

"No. Wait. Sorry" I said.

"Ok so, Liam and Jason are not the only people you have to apologize to" he said.

"What?! It's already bad enough saying 'I'm sorry' to Liam and Jason while, I'm pretty sure, having sex! Now I have to do it to everyone?!" I said.

"Well, yes. Except for the sex part. So, you have to apologize to the people that you hurted or tried to kill. Here's the list (he gave me the list). And! They have to accept your sorry! And! You should get out of here before that list get burned" he said.

"But wait. Is there like an elevator to earth or something?" I asked.

"Nope. I'm dropping you!" he said.

"Oh, you're dropping me of. Ok" I said.

"Nope. I'm DROPPING you to earth!" he said and pressed the lever to drop me to earth.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. IS THERE A PARACHUTE?!!!! OR SOMETHING TO LAND ON?! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed as I was falling. Then, 3 minutes later, I finally hit the ground. With my head.

"Surprisingly, that didn't hurt. And I thought that hell was supposed to be below earth and heaven's on top. I guess Jesus didn't pay the rent or something. Wait, why am I talking like this? Wait, why is my voice like this? Wait, why do I have a little hand? Wait, why am I small? Wait, why do I look different?! (I went to look at a car's mirror) AAAAAAHHHHHHH! I'M CUTE!!!" I said in a squeaky voice.

"What the mother fuckin hell is going on? (an old lady looking at me because I'm cursing in a young age) What are you looking at you old bitch?! Go get a life! Or get hit by a truck! You're old enough!" I screamed at her and she ran. And surprisingly, for an old lady she's fast. She dropped her teeth though. She said I could keep it. Which I'm not going to do! Because I have my own. But I'm going to bring it just in case I need it.

"GUARDIAN DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HELL AND COME DOWN HERE!" I screamed and a baby is looking at me with his or her pregnant mother.

"Keep walking bitch. And you little brat, tell your mom to stop being a slut because she had just have a baby and now she's getting another one. Like calm your pussy down! (they're running away with the stroller, I think the baby fell out, Oh well) And that baby in your stomach better have the same father as that one in the stroller, or the ground!" I screamed and my guardian devil finally showed up.

"What took you so long?!" I asked.

"Umm. Stairway to earth from hell is long so calm your tits. Wait, you're a little girl, you have none!" he said.

"There's a stairway and you didn't tell me!" I said.

"It's for guardian devils only!" he said.

"And I'm still growing my tits so calm your penis. If devils have any" I said.

"We do. It's just really small and really red because Satan burned it" he said.

"Ok I don't need to hear that. Oh yeah and umm.. WHY AM I A LITTLE GIRL?!!!!!!!!" I said.

"Because the people you're apologizing to cannot know you. Cause' you are DEAD remember. Plus, you look better in this form!" he said.

"But I don't even look like this when I was little!" I said.

"I know. Why do you think we did it to you? Like you were so ugly when you were little. You're just slightly ugly now" he said.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO HELL!" I said and everyone's looking at me.

"WHAT?! I'm just talking to a guardian devil here. Now, go back to your, if you have any, LIVES!" I said.

"You're lucky! They can't see you!" I whispered.

"It's called guardian devil powers. Duh!" he said and went back to hell.

Note: I'm a little girl!!!!!!!!!!!! And I was just starting to grow boobs and a slightly bigger vagina.