S/HE

Get Lost Liam!

I'm so happy that it's summer again. School was awful. I remember when it was bring your parent to school day(which is stupid), and the parents were asked about what they do in their work and free time. And you know what my dad said...

"I work on the BBC Committee and in my free time, I make love with my fiance by kissing, sucking, and swallowing his cocks".

^^^ This is was a stupid answer because it looks like he do the same thing at work and his free time. Plus, he gave up his old job, which is working at a gay club, to the BBC Committee because he wants to "create more fashionable dicks". But actually, he wanted to work there so, he could get FREE SAMPLES. And when I saw, FREE SAMPLES, nah, I don't want to explain it. Then, my dad's fiance answered the question saying...

"I work on my fiance's body and in my free time, I go to the BBC Committee".

^^^ Okay, he basically said the same thing my dad said except backwards, which was even stupider. Stupider isn't even a real word. See, I also learned that you don't learn anything in school! Except your parents' hobbies. And Angel's dad said he cut his penis hair in his free time, which I didn't need or want to know. Whatever. I don't want to remember those moments so, I'll focus on my summer break. Since the school year began, Jason and I still kept in touch. But I didn't like one of my letters though,

Jason,

I'm sorry again about what happened the other day. I was so excited to meet you. When are you coming back? I really want to eat you, I mean meet you again. Sorry, I couldn't erase that, I'm writing this in pen. So, I hope I'll eat you, I mean meet you soon. Sorry, again.

Love,

Secret Admirer

This was so embarrassing. I said "eat" twice. I looked like a hooker. Except I'm not getting any money, I'm just getting Jason candy instead. Which is way better. But Jason didn't look like her cared that I said that though.

Secret Admirer,

I told you, you don't have to say you're my Secret Admirer anymore. Plus, you don't have to say sorry on anything. And thanks for saying that you want to "eat" me. I want to eat you to.

Love,

Jason

I was so happy after I read this letter. I still write that I'm his Secret Admirer because I'm following Liam's advice to not let him know even if he thinks he know. And speaking of Liam, he's getting cranky nowadays and he keeps getting angry about his missing love letters from his girlfriend. I think the problem is that he doesn't have a girlfriend so he's pretending that she's sending him love letters. Pathetic, Lonely, Asshole. He even blamed me. That bitch. The only thing I'm stealing is my Kiss Suck Swallow Game because my dad and his fiance kept it. Dick huggers. Whatever, today, me and Liam are going back to the amusement park to meet Jason. Liam said that he's going because his "girlfriend" will be there too. He is so lonely. And getting annoying. Now, I hope that the drop ride will get stuck again so, I could push Liam off. Oh, here comes Jason.

"Hey, Jason!" I hugged him.

"Oh, hey, Jerrica, right?" he said.

"You still remember" I let go of him.

"Hey, Liam" he hugged Liam.

"Oh, hey Jason!" Liam responded.

"Why are you hugging him?" I asked.

"Oh, Liam helped me once with my..." Jason said.

"I get it. He helps everyone. He helped me too. So, you guys want to go the drop ride. And when I mean guys, I mean Jason. Bye Liam" I interrupted.

"Come on Jerrica. Don't be mean to your brother. Let him come with us" Jason asked.

"Fine. You're so nice Jason" I said. I just hoped that he wasn't nice to Liam. Like that's a rule!

"Thanks" he responded.

We went to a lot of rides and we ate together and Jason seemed really excited to meet us. Even Liam too. I just hoped that me and Jason got more free time together because Liam was with us every single time. And Jason was too nice to tell him to go with his imaginary girlfriend, who didn't show up. But it was still a great day. Jason said that he'll be living with his mom in New Jersey while, his dad is in New York so, he might visit us.

Note: Get Lost Liam. I was seriously about to push him off the ride but Jason was in the middle so, I can't let him see me do that. Just watch Liam. Just watch.