S/HE

Triple Date

Jason and I finally talked to each other normally again. So, I invited him to a dinner date. He said yes. Then, he said that I asked him twice. I probably mailed it twice. This was a bad move though, he'll think that I'm desperate and thirsty to fuck with him. Even though I am. But still! He said that it was sexy though because he feels the same way, physically and inner-y. If you know what I mean. But when I arrived in the restaurant, I saw my dad, and my other dad, and Liam.

"Why are you guys here?" I asked.

"I'm here on a date" Liam said.

"Us too!" my dads said.

"Well so am I! Wait, Liam you have a date? Is it with your imaginary girlfriend?" I asked.

"She's real!" He screamed.

Everyone in the restaurant was looking at us!

"Stop looking at keep sucking those sausages! Hey don't look at me, you ordered them!" I screamed.

They stopped looking at us but I think they're angry at me. Whatever!

"Why don't we just have a TRIPLE DATE. Let's squeeze these tables together and that's it!" my dad said.

"Okay" Liam said.

"NO OKAY!" I said.

"Come on Jerrica. I want to know this boy!" my dad said.

"Yeah and you want to fuck him too!" I said.

"HEY! I don't do that. But in case if your boyfriend is handsome and you don't really like him, tell me. We'll have a threes...."

"Fine! Let's have a triple date" I said, interrupting my dad.

We sat in the table while me and Liam wait for our dates. Liam said that he's going to make an important announcement to everyone. I think that the announcement is that his girlfriend is not real. Then, Jason arrived.

"Hi Jason!" I screamed, excited.

"Hey, Liam!" He hugged Liam and totally ignored me.

"Dad and Dad, this is my boyfriend!" both me and Liam said at the same time.

"WHAT!" me, Liam, Jason, my dad, my other dad, and other people in the restaurant screamed.

"ooohhh, drama" a little girl whispered.

"What the mother friggin ass is going on?!!!!!" I said.

"Jason is my boyfriend!" Liam said.

"How? You said you have a girlfriend!" I said.

"Yeah because I knew that you guys wouldn't understand!"

"Of course I won't understand like look at me right now!"

"So, everyone. I'm gay!"

I slapped Liam.

"I knew that you wouldn't understand!" Liam said.

"No. I can accept that you're gay. But stealing Jason?!" I said.

"Excuse me" Jason said but was denied.

"I didn't steal him!"

"Oh yeah. Me and Jason are constantly talking with love letters!"
"So are we?"

"How is that possible?"
"The missing letters! When mines were missing, you have yours! And when yours were missing, I have mines!"
"Excuse me" Jason said but was denied.

"Wait, what about the phone sex!"
"We did have it! Remember when I said that I was having phone sex too"

"What about the gay club?"
"We did go. But we left because his mom got hit by a car and needed him"

"Excuse me" Jason said but was denied.

"The songs?"
"All for me!"
"Secret Admirer?"
"ME!"

"Excuse me" Jason said but was denied.

"I can't believe this. We were both talking to Jason this whole time but he was only talking to you" I said crying.

"Jason is my son!" my dad's fiance said.

"WHAT?!!!!!" me, Liam, and other people in the restaurant screamed.

"ooohhh, more drama!" the little girl said again.

"How can he be your son?!" Liam asked.

"Yeah, didn't you say that you have a daughter!" I said.

"Yeah, a son who's gay which is now a daughter" my dad's fiance said.

"Jason why didn't you say anything?!" Liam asked.

"I tried to but you guys were to busy arguing!" Jason responded.

So, this was the craziest, stupidest, dumbest, horrible-est date I've ever been in. Well, it's my first so, I'm gonna remember this forever. And that just makes it even sadder. The boy I like, likes a boy, but that boy, is my brother, but the boy we both like is my dad's fiance's son. So, Liam can't be with him right? Isn't that in the gay rule book or something? I'm pretty sure it exist. Like if there's Kiss, Suck, Swallow and BBCs then, there must be a book for that. I just can't believe what happened today.

Note: Worst Date Ever. I blame Liam!