S/HE

Little Girl

So, I'm a little girl now. I'M A LITTLE GIRL NOW! What am I gonna do? This is going to make my mission even harder. Plus, I just saw the list and it's longer than book! I'm guessing, I never saw a book before. I think they're just myths. Now, I'm trying to adjust being this little girl. But my voice is so squeaky that I want to punch myself, which I did. And my legs are so little and wubbly that I want to cut it, which I tried, but I can't use knives, only safety scissors. Actually, no, I'm too young to use safety scissors either. I couldn't even start my mission because I don't know how to get to these people! I can't even remember where I live. Or my happy place (It's a really private area that only cute boys can enter, but, I don't really care if they're not cure, they just need to bring special offerings). I don't like being a little girl!!!!!! You know how hard it is to be a little girl?!! It's harder than Jason's dick! And I've seen it so, trust me. This mission is going to be impossible! They erased my memory! But I'm thankful that they didn't erase my sex memories. My guardian angel just showed up and he said, "we couldn't erase your sex memories cause' there's too much of them". Lucky me. And they said sex is a bad thing! I went to a restaurant. Well, I tried to go inside.

"Where's your parents?" the girl opening the door said.

"I'm my own parent whore. Now, get me a table!" I said.

"Security!" she said.

"NO! Please I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. You're not a whore. Hopefully. I'm sure you're a very nice, pretty girl. According to yourself. No, please. I'm came here from hell!" I said.

"I can tell!" she said and they dragged me out.

"FU! Your ingredients in your food are dicks! That's why it taste so bad! Cause' you used asian dicks!" I screamed outside the restaurant. But then, the security people came out.

"Oh, are you going to let me in now? Finally" I said.

"No, we're talking you to jail" one of the guys said so, I kicked him in the nuts.

"HA! I'm stretchy now ( I started running ). OMG, I can run faster!" I said and escaped from the security.

Next, I went I arrived in my school. I didn't even know how I got here. But I'm here. There were police tapes around it though. I wonder if somebody died. Oh My God, I remember now. Three people died in here. And one of them was me! I went to the police guys as they were investigating my dead body.

"Hey, police officers. What happened in here?" I asked.

"Two people and a crazy psychopath died" the girl said.

"Psychopath? Bitch, you better... I mean. How is she a psychopath?" I asked.

"She killed a two people and a teddy bear. One of them was her father. And the other one was her good classmate" she said.

"Why do think they died?" I asked.

"Because she was a maniac" she said.

"Those bitches that died are the maniacs! I mean... I'm sure that she mean well" I said.

I left the school as they were looking at me like I was strange. It wasn't my fault. That bitch was getting in my nerves! If I had my BBC I would have smacked her in the face with it. Oh My God. I just got another memory. And it's awesome! It's my BBC and Kiss, Suck, Swallow memory. Oh My God, I just got another memory, yay. Then, my guardian devil showed up again.

"Jerrica. You can't say 'Oh My.. you know'" he said.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because you belong with Satan" he said.

"Yet! I will go to heaven. Oh My G... Satan! I got another memory. And it was my first gift from dad! It was a jack-in-the-box. I still remember how the song it kept singing over and over again. It was my favorite song. (I started singing)

If you are smart, you are wearing glasses,

But it won't matter if you,

Don't have a penis.

If you are nice, you are being racist,

But that won't matter if you,

Don't have a penis.

If you have balls, tasted like Reeses,

That won't matter if you,

Don't have a penis.

Now you can't stop humping,

But that won't make sense if you,

Not be able to cumming.

It's good right" I said.

"Yeah, Sure it is. Umm. How was that for little girls?" he asked.

"It wasn't. It was for strippers!" I said.

"Oh, that makes more sense! Bye!" he said and went back to hell.

Note: I still love that song. Mission starts now. But I'm going to make a tinkle first. Oh no, I'm starting to sound like a little girl.