S/HE

Hitler's Slave

Since I killed like 3 people, I'm going to HELL. Like it's just 3 people! Who knew that it's a sin! But I'm more angry that my dad and his fiance went to heaven. Like I get my dad but why that gay bitch. He was such an asshole. He should have been dragged to hell with me. Whatever, I'm going to my guardian devil.

"Hey, why am I in here? And can I get some sun block? Or lava block?" I asked.

"You're here because you killed people. And no! You're just going to suffer losing your skin and feeling the pain like everyone else in here!" he said.

"What's your name?" I asked.

"Guardian Devil!" he said.

"That's really your name!" I said.

"Yeah, when I was still alive, Guardian is my first name and Devil is my last name" he said.

"Okayyyy. So, what am I supposed to do now? I can't just stand here and wait to burn out my skin!" I said.

"You're going to be a servant!" he said.

"A what?!!" I said.

"Yeah, since you're a newbie then, you'll be a servant to those who did more bad things than you!" he said.

"Isn't killing like 3 people bad enough?!" I said.

"Oh please, that's amateur stuff" he said.

"So, who am I going to follow my whole life?" I asked.

"Adolf Hitler!" he said.

"What?!!!!!! I thought he was dead... Oh right, this is hell" I said.

"Have fun!" he said and left me with Adolf Hitler.

"Hi. So, what do you want me to do? Do your laundry? Or make you some tea? or something" I asked.

"First of all, there's no laundry here. Why do you think everyone's naked?" he said

"We are ( I looked at myself ). Oh My God. I'm naked too! And so is that guy... Nice penis!" I said.

"Hey, look at mines!" Hitler said.

"Yours is fine!" I said.

"Suck on it!" he said.

"What?! That's not part of my job!" I said.

"You're my servant and the only job you have in here is handjobs or blowjobs. Pick one! No, you do both!" he said.

"But I don't want to!" I said.

"But you have to!" he said.

"Can I just jump off that volcano right there?" I asked.

"No, even if you do, you'll still be alive, it would just hurt a lot! Now get down in your knees!" he said.

"Wait, don't I get a lunch break?" I asked.

"This is your lunch! You'll have a dick. And this one is imported!" he said.

"What about my drink?!" I asked.

"You'll get it after 40 minutes after you eat. It's like water but cum flavor!" he said.

"I rather eat boogers and drink your pee!" I said.

"No, that's for dessert!" he said.

"I don't want to be in here anymore!!!!!!!!!" I screamed while sucking his dick.

"Who knew that Hell's not fun?!!!!!" I screamed while sucking his dick.

"I thought it's cool and gonna be like a vacation" I said while sucking his dick.

"Stop screaming and Start choking!!!!" he said.

"Adolf, can I tell you something?" I asked.

"What?" he said.

"You're the worst person alive! And not just because your dick is not getting any harder or bigger!" I said.

"It doesn't hurt me when millions of people I killed say it, then it's not going to hurt when you say it!" he said.

"Wow, just because he killed millions of people he thinks that it's bad and he's the baddest one around here!" I said to the other slave right next to me sucking Pol Pot's dick. I feel bad for her that she got an asian dick though. That's it I'm going to my guardian devil. I'm not going to keep sucking Hitler's dick anymore. His cum tasted good though. But still, he can't bribe me with his cum. When I left to find my guardian devil, Hitler screamed "You forgot your dessert!", then he threw his boogers at me and peed in my face.

Note: Hitler is awful! And I thought that he was cool, killing all those people. Who knew that I was wrong?