S/HE

Last Day On Earth?

 This is it. My last day on Earth. And my last mission is my brother and his husband. I really don't want to say sorry especially when I'm the one who they betrayed and I'm the one who got hurt and I'm the one who got pushed off the roof. They should be the one apologizing. But I have no choice. Do I really need to go to heaven anyways? Wait, it just rained pee and only on me. I bet it was Satan. I can't believe nobody saw that. These people are stupid and addicted to their phones. By the way, can anyone let me borrow their phone please? There's no phones in hell and no service either. I just really need to check my Instagram. Wow, even that old hag have a phone.

"Excuse me, can I borrow your phone?" I asked.

"Bitch, get your own. I'm busy using snapchat!" the old lady said.

"What's snapchat?" I asked.

"Are you stupid or were you born yesterday?" the old lady said.

"Look who's talking. Oh wait. I'm an old lady too. I always forget that. I'm sorry, I just died like a long time ago and I don't think snapchat was invented yet. And now, I'm trying to go to my brother and say sorry so, I could go to heaven" I explained. Then, the old lady fainted.

"Are you okay? Oh well, you're old enough anyways. Thank you (took her phone). Is this the bad time to ask what's your passcode? Ok, you're busy dying. Bye" I said.

"What are you doing?!" my guardian devil showed up.

"Oh thank goodness. I need your powers to unlock this phone!" I said.

"That's not why I am here! You're not supposed to tell people about hell and you dying!" my guardian devil said.

"I know. And it's your fault. You forgot to put that magic whatever in my mouth so, I couldn't say it" I said.

"Oh you're right! Don't tell Satan about this, please" my guardian devil said.

"Okay. But. In one condition. You have to unlock this phone!" I said.

"Fine" he unlocked the phone.

"FINALLY!" I said.

"Remember it's your last day to finish your last mission!" he said and went back to hell.

I went to check my instagram and everybody unfollowed me. Even the old lady had more followers and likes in her posts. This is so humiliating.

"Give me my phone back!" the old lady came out of nowhere.

"You're alive!" I said.

"Obviously! Now, give it!" she said.

"No. I need it!" I said.

"It's mine!" she said.

"Just give it to me!!!!!" I screamed and pushed her and she went flying, literally.

"What happened?! I have powers! GUARDIAN DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.

"What is it?" he said.

"Why didn't you tell me I have powers?!" I asked.

"Because I know you're gonna use it to help you with your mission!" he said.

"And you're exactly right!" I said and used my powers to change from an old lady to a teenager.

"Why can't I change to my old self?" I said.

"Because even though you have powers, there's still rules. You can't show your real self!" he said.

"But it would be easier to attract Jason if I turned into a guy! A really hot guy!" I said and turned myself to a hot guy.

"From now on, I'm Justin" I said.

"Okay. And I am so dead for telling you about the powers. Satan's gonna kill me" he said.

"But you're dead?" I said.

"That's not how it works Jerrica. There's a place that's more worse than hell. And that's Earth!" he said.

"How is it worst?" I asked.

"Because Satan's going to make sure that you'll be living more worst than hell when he send you back to Earth as a different person!" he said.

"That's me already! And with these powers, I'm never leaving Earth!" I said.

"You don't get it Jerrica. There's going to be consequences when you break the rules!" he said.

"Whatever. I'm not scared of Satan. I have powers so, I can go against him" I said.

"It's not that easy!" he said.

"Blah. Blah. Blah. I'm going to my boyfriend now. And his name is Jason!" I said.

"Jerrica!" he screamed.

"I can fly!" I said and flying.

Note: More powerful, more sexy, and no girl, I'm a hot guy. I'm so excited. Just wait for me Jason. And dearest brother, Liam! I'm coming back and might never leave too. With these powers, anything is possible.