S/HE

Double Wedding Part 2

So, my dad's fiance died. Yay! Let's celebrate. He was so stupid like who wears a metal dick if you're not wearing a matching metal head. This is why dumb people always die first. Anyways, Liam, Jason, and my dad is chasing me right now and I don't know where to go. Hopefully not the edge of the road to the sea, this time. I went on top of this huge building but I don't know what it's called. Oh wait, it's my school. It's called a SCHOOL. I know it's the most disgusting, weirdest, dangerous place in the whole world. Awe there's a dancing-singing teddy bear. It's disgusting! I shot it with my gun. Not so surprising that there's no one in school. Even the guards quit because who would be in school in the summer. Oh, Lance would. That Asian Kiss Up.

"FUCK YOU LANCE!" I said shooting him in the balls.

"That hurted" he said in a stupid accent.

"Oh shut the fuck up. I know it doesn't hurt. You have an asian dick so, it probably didn't hurt at all!" I said.
"That hurted" he said in a stupid accent.

"Shut up!" I shot him in the nipples. And he died. Oh yeah, the nipple was on top of the heart. I never knew that. No one would.

"Jerrica, why did you kill him?" Liam said.

"Cause' I was bored! You guys took so long!" I said.

"We needed to take a sex break that's why?" Liam said.

"See ya!" I said running to the roof.

"You're in school property! There's rules in here like no running!" Jason said.

"There's also no fucking! But yet, you guys took a sex break!" I said.

"They didn't say that in the rules!" Jason said.

"That's because they don't need to! Like look what you guys did!" I said, pointing at the apples in the cafeteria.

"Yeah, this is where we had our sex break!" Liam said.

"You guys put cum all over these apples!" I said.

"Don't worry! They'll think it's mayonnaise!" Jason said.

"Mayonnaise in the apples?!!!!!" I said.

"Just blame the staff and say that the principal and your lunch ladies had sex in the lunchroom!" my dad said.

"Good idea dad!" I said.

"Thanks honey. Now, can you stop running!" my dad said.

"Nope!" I said.

I ran all the way to the top of the roof. I should have taken the elevator! Wait, they followed me.

"Stay back or I'll shoot you!" I said.

Jason took a step.

"I said stay back!" I said and shot Jason in his dick.

"Ha! You missed. I don't have a dick anymore! Wow I never thought I would be happy for that" Jason said.

"Stay back!" I said.

Jason took a step.

"I said stay back!" I said and tried to shoot Jason's head but it didn't work.

"You're out of ammos!" Jason said.

"Oh no!" I said.

"You shouldn't have used it to kill poor innocent Lance!" Liam said.

"And the teddy bear" I whispered.

"It's still heavy and I can still hit you with it so, stay back!" I said.

"Come on Jerrica" Jason said and went closer to me.

"I said stay back!" I hit Jason and he was unconscious. I don't think he's dead but he is no use anymore anyways. Like without his dick, he is basically nothing.

"He's breathing. Now, Jerrica come on!" Liam said.

I went on the edge of the roof. I was about to jump.

"I'm gonna jump if you won't stay back!" I said.

"Then Jump!" Jason said while in the ground.

"Oh good, you're alive!" I said.

"Jerrica, honey!" my dad said.

"Don't honey me and stay the fuck back!" I said.

"I know it was hard for you to accept everything! Me being gay and marrying a gay man, which you killed. Liam being gay and marrying the one you love, Jason, which you almost killed. But Jerrica, we'll still be a family!" my dad said.

"I have nobody! I rather be die!" I said almost jumping off when my dad tried to save me but I tricked him. I pushed him off.

"Dad!!!!!!!!!!" Liam screamed while, my dad fell into the ground.

Note: It's not the end.