Secret Wish (Naruto-Fanfic)

YEAH DO the Stupid Thing (Chapter 12.5)

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

Everyone is still a little frazzled about what had happened. I don't get it really, the ninja's weren't all that strong or smart, plus I could take them down easy. So to liven things up I had them tell me about their fight since I didn't pay attention and Sakura is now telling me about the part when she tried to defend Tazuna.

"Um Sakura...really?"

"What Momo?"

"Couldn't you have pushed him out of the way or something?"

"I could have defended him."

"Really"

I then got into a fighting stance like Sakura did, and got out 1 kunai.

"Don't worry sir, I a 12 year old girl with no combat experience will protect you from the deadly assassin."

And I sounded JUST like Sakura. She started glaring at me a little, but everyone else was laughing a little, even Sasuke started to chuckle a little.

"Ah don't worry Sakura I was just kidding."

"Yeah I know but you can't talk, that was your first fight to."

"hahaha right." I said that so sarcastically that if you didn't notice then you are VERY dumb.

Yeah they started to try and get me to talk about why I said that sarcastically but I sped up to avoid the questions they were throwing at me. It didn't take me long to reach the boat that was to take us to the land of waves, and I still wanted to lighten things up so...

"OMG you are the rower!!!" I said fast and happily.

"What." The guy said genuinely confused.

"I am such a huge fan."

"Why?"

"Everything you do is just A-MAY-ZAAHH!!"

"No I...I just row man."

"SING THE ROWING SONG."

"The what?"

"You know, oh I sure like to row with my...ore...ROWING. Sing along with me as I row my boat."

"No."

"But I love you."

"Stop."

"Say something funny rower."

"Whatever."

"Hahahahahahhahaha...that is classic rower."

Yeah all my team saw that. Naruto AND Sakura started to laugh at me, Sasuke was smirking, and Kakashi and Tazuna got sweatdrops. I guess the sweatdrops were because I was talking so fast that my voice got a little raspy.

"Sorry about that, she is just trying to me a little joker." Kakashi said talking to the rower, while putting his hand in my face and pushing me behind him a little.

I glared at his back but it went away as soon as I saw that I actually made everyone smile by what I just did, even if I just got Sasuke to smirk. Well anyway, I flashed my own smile that showed almost all my teeth and no gum. Smiles with gum are disturbing.

We got on the boat and gave the rower my peace sign while I took my seat between Naruto and Sasuke. When we started to move I got REALLY board really quick, and it was even slower since we didn't have a motor rower to move us.

"AH how much longer?"

"Soon." was all Kakashi replied.

*5 minutes later*

"Man Kakashi you lied to me. You said we would be there soon, this is way longer then soon this is like...getting there eventually or...maybe never."

"Ssshh Momo, we don't know what we are up against." Kakashi said, but again everyone started to smile, even him.

"I know what we are up against."

"What?"

"M.Knight Shah-mama Lama sama koo-un."

"Who?"

Yeah M.Knight Shah-mama Lama sama KUN. Fear him, no don't laugh...don't...don't. I SAID DON'T!!!"

~End of mini chapter~

If you liked the JOKES used in this chapter go to http://yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/page-episodes-naruto / yugioh the abriged series.com and click the episodes. Those things are funny as can be. I hope you liked this.