Secret Wish (Naruto-Fanfic)

Unusual Effect (Chapter 9)

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

I woke up early not wanting to get hit by a fire ball by Hayato again. When I woke up I strapped my shuriken pouch that had shuriken and paper bombs in it, to my waist, and my kunai knife holder on my left leg. To tell the truth I didn't think I would need that much. Oh and I eat breakfast, so what if Kakashi told us not to eat. If I puke, I puke, but at least I won't be starved.

When I went to the training grounds I met up with everyone and the sun wasn't even up yet, and also I was the only one that didn't have a bag, weird. Kakashi wasn't there so we had to wait...a long time...5 hours to be exact, and when he came...

"YOU’RE LATE!" Sakura and Naruto said in unison.

"Sorry guys a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way."

Sakura and Naruto growled at his dumb excuse as we watch him put a timer on a stump nearby. He explained that it was set for noon, and then he pulled out 3 small bells out of his pocket.

"Your assignment is quiet simple; you just need to take a bell from me. If you can't get them by noon you go without lunch. You'll be tied to those post and watch as I eat my lunch."

He said all that while pointing at the post that was used for target practice. So that is why he didn't want us to have breakfast, haha good thing I ate.

"Wait there are 4 of us why is there only 3 bells." Sakura stated.

"That way at least one of you will be tied to a post that one will go back to the academy...then again all 4 of you could flunk out to. You can use any weapon, even shuriken; if you aren't prepared to kill me you won't get a bell."

Sakura started to say that the weapons were to dangers, and Naruto said something like especial since he couldn't dodge an eraser. Kakashi said something that made Naruto mad and Naruto attacked him. Let's just say I blinked and Naruto had a Kunai knife held to the back of his head by Kakashi.

"Don't be in such a hurry. I didn't say "start" yet..." Kakashi said. Sasuke and Sakura started to back up from them as I stayed in place. Man they are wimps, this guy isn't that strong.

"But you came at me with the full intent to kill me" Kakashi continued "how can I say this..I am actually starting to like you guys. Get ready aannd...start!"

At that exact moment we all jumped away, I am sorry but it just amazes me how we do that, I mean one jump and we are above all the trees. Well anyway, we all had to hide from the sensei to get the drop on him. Since I was good at sensing different chakra's I could easily detect where everyone was.

Sasuke was in a tree, Sakura was under a bush I was in a tree also. Naruto well, he decided to challenge Kakashi to a face to face fight; hm well he has his way of doing things.

"You know compared to the others you’re a little bit weird." Kakashi said as Naruto came back with "The only thing weird here is your hair cut." Then he charged at Kakashi but stopped when he saw him pulling something out of his shuriken holder and eyed him.

Kakashi said something about how he was going to use tai-jutsu so way was he reaching for a weapon. In one swift movement he pulled out...a porn book. I hope I wasn't the only one that did an anime fall at realizing our sensei was a perv.

Sensei said that since Naruto had weak attacks he could do whatever he wanted and still be ok. Oh well, Naruto attacked and the sensei got behind him and made a tiger hand sign. Shit he is going to kill Naurto, and just when I was going to go help Naruto...got pocked in the butt, not attacked by a jutsu. Crap this guy is a freaking pedophile.

Now what to do, laugh at the stupidity or go help...laugh. I start to laugh my ass of and when I calmed down Naruto got tied in the air and was dangling in the air. Looks like it's my turn.

*Sasuke's P.O.V*

That Jounin came out to take the bell he used as bait to trap Naruto and when he started to lecture him I saw and opening and was about to attack but then...the Jounin got hit in the back with a rock. It wasn't hard so he was fine and when I looked in the direction the rock came from I saw...Mononoke. She was standing by a tree juggling 2 more rocks that were about the same size in one hand, and had her other hand on her hip as she gave Kakashi an over confident smile.

"You might want to forget about Naruto for the moment sensei. You'll need to focus if you don't want to get injured."

"Fine let’s see what you can do."

What a fool, someone like her has no chance in defeating this Jounin and she insists on trying. Still, I watched closely to see what else this Jounin has. In one moment, Mononoke was behind Kakashi and was about to punch him, and he barely blocked it.

She continued over and over again kicking, and punching Kakashi, it didn't even look like she was fighting to get the bells after a while. Kakashi lost concentration for one second and she did a flip from his front to his back, and when she was just above him, she gripped his shoulder.

The moment she squeezed his shoulder, he fell to the side and she landed perfectly on her feet in front of him. I had...no idea what just happened. Kakashi was lying on the ground and he didn't move.

"W-what did you do to me?" Kakashi asked apparently he could still move a little. I looked at Mononoke and she seemed a little ticked off by his question with a visible anime vain on her temple. She placed her hand on her hip and was squeezing the skin of her forehead together.

"Why the hell is it always a question like that? "What did you do to me?" I didn't poison you, I didn't inject you with something, and I OBVIOUSLY didn't use a jutsu!"

She let out a heavy sigh before she dropped down and took a seat on the ground with her elbows on her knees and her head resting in one hand. Kakashi still didn't move.

"To put it simple what I did was an attack to your nervous system, which means your brain can't send messages to the rest of your body to tell it what to do. You still have your involuntary movements and since I didn't hit you more you still have more regular movements. Depending on how hard I hit you, you will have a certain amount of time without being able to move, and that was a good hit for about 20 minutes."

Kakashi's eyes widen at the crap he now knows he was in. She smirked at him as she walked over and took a bell from him. Slick move girl, she actually got a bell, and just to make sure Kakashi wouldn't try to take the bell away from her she used a jutsu to poof away somewhere. The moment she was gone Kakashi was able to move again and he quickly got up but he still look frazzled. Now was my chance.