Two Mermaids and One Direction

Chapter XXV

Lily's POV

We were all at the boys 'flat' as they called it, just lounging around and whatnot.

All of a sudden someone's phone went off.

C U Next Tuesday by Ke$ha started playing.

I smiled then frowned once I realized why it was playing.

"That'd be mine," Liam said.

"Who the hell's ringtone would that be?" Niall asked.

"Lynn," he stated, and they gave him questioning looks; "Lily changed it!" He said defensively.

I grabbed the phone before Liam could.

"Hello?" I answered sweetly.

"I want to talk to Liam." She stated bluntly.

"Liam doesn't want to talk to bitches like you and neither do I for that matter." I said back just as bluntly.

"Just shut up and let me talk to Li Li!" She screeched in an annoying high pitched voice.

"Oh hunny, I'd say something mean back but it would take you the entire day to figure it out," I said with confidence. I laughed a little, too, since it was true.

"No need to be a bitch" she said nastily. 

"Takes one to know one, " was my comeback.

"Uh huh," She said sneered.

"How long did it take you to come up with that one?" I said sarcastically.

"F**k off!" She screamed.

"Gladly." I said before hanging up.

"Well I think we know who won that one," Zayn said simply.

"Well duh. I already proved myself in the last sass off, but we all know how that went so let's not cause Lou here any more pain."

Brit rolled her eyes.

"Sweetie, I know you're not rolling your eyes at me," I sassed.

"Who are you? My mother? I'll roll my eyes at whoever I want, thanks."

That was good, even I have to admit. But I'm better.

"Aw, hun, you should really think before you speak. I mean, seriously, do you even hear the things that come out of your mouth, or do you just say the first thing that comes to mind?"

Brittany's face turned red, and I giggled a little, deciding to push her a little further.

"God, I can practically see the gears turning in your head," I smirked.

"Bitch!" She screamed, but I just laughed while the other looked at me disaprovingly.

"Ladies please." Harry said breaking us apart.

I crossed my arms and stuck my tongue out at them childishly before walking away, my heels clicking against the hard wood floors.

Brittany's POV

Lily was my best frien but sometimes she, got a big head, to say it nicely. I decided to forget about her though.

"What was Lynn doing calling you?" I asked.

"Ugh, I don't know. She's been calling me a lot lately."

"She probably wants to get back together with you."

"Yeah probably. But I noticed something about her; she's changed."

"Like, how?" Emily asked.

"Well one thing is her voice. It's always so high pitched and screechy. I swear I'm losing my hearing just by answering the phone when she calls. And I saw her the other day at Starbucks and you would not believe what she was wearing!" He said a bit disgustedly.