Two Mermaids and One Direction

Chapter XV

Lily's POV

We were at the beach. I was tanning when someone walked over.

"You know, the beach is more fun when your in the water", someone with a British accent said. I recognized it as Liam. Was he seriously trying to sass me?

I rolled my eyes. "Well, the sand looks much better with me on it." I replied.

Cassie appeared beside me. "You go Glenn coco!" We hi-fived.

Then Harry appeared out of no where

"Louis is WAY sassier then you." He said

I looked at Cassie.

"Oh no he di'nt!" I said.

Suddenly, Louis appeared out of nowhere next to Harry.

"Oh yes I di'id." He sassed.

"Louis, Harry told me that you said that you could out sass me. I know that you didn't say that because we both know that there is no way that you could out sass me." I simply said.

"Actually, I did say that because we both know that I'm way sassier than you and I could out sass you any day." He replied.

Everyone looked at each other until Harry broke the silence by yelling "WE'VE GOT A SASS OFF!"

I smirked. "Please hun. I'm SO much sassier than you. Don't waste my time."

"Oh, really? Well I am known as the Sass Masta from Doncasta."

"Doncaster?" I questioned. "Never heard of it."

He fake gasped. "Never heard of Doncaster?! What is wrong with you?!" He practically yelled.

"Well, there's my mental issues, my physical issues, my social issues, my personal issues, and my anger issues, but don't even get me started on YOUR issues because hunny, we'll be here all night!" I sassed.

He just stared at me, dumbstruck.

I counted down on my fingers. "3...2...1... oh Louis your time for a comeback has elapsed. I am officially the winner of this sass-off." I said smoothly.

Suddenly, Niall started clapping. Soon, everyone -including Louis- joined in. "Well, I never thought that I would see the day where Louis Tomlinson was out sassed." Niall said.

Everyone's mouth's dropped open, probably realizing that the so called 'sass masta' was out sassed.

I stood up and walked away, towards the ocean, but not before I turned around and said "you know, if you leave your mouth open like that then you'll catch flies in it."

Awesome chapter right?!?! Oh yeah!!! You're welcome. It's really short though! oh well!

Written by Lainey aka Cassie and thatsmartblonde13, with the help of my friend Caroline aka Lily and Niallerfairytale!

Pic of Lily's bikini to the side. .